Recent Court Cases
Cases are listed in reverse chronological order.
Click on a link to see the court stenographer’s transcript for that case.
Most Recent: Years 600-Present
- 36 Summer 634, 20:34 — Shadrock v. Shad Krem'lin, accused of
stealing my name
mistrial
- 5 Summer 633, 03:37 — Aymi v. Ravenstorm, accused of
inhospitable treatment
frivolous
- 34 Spring 628, 06:26 — Bulgatra v. Chunky, accused of
Being a jerk
mistrial
- 4 Autumn 622, 00:44 — Largo v. Osha Hornblow'r, accused of
Reckless Endangerment & Criminal Negligence
guilty
- 70 Winter 622, 11:20 — Eli v. Suu'ub III, accused of
bad pants
frivolous
- 33 Autumn 621, 05:37 — Borzon v. Leyenda, accused of
throwing a meshra egg at me.
mistrial
- 70 Summer 621, 18:33 — Eli v. Mork, accused of
spamming BK
mistrial
- 7 Autumn 620, 21:38 — Hyperion v. Razz, accused of
mork told me to
guilty
- 70 Summer 620, 10:33 — Kori v. Moose, accused of
Assault and hiring a hitman
mistrial
- 18 Summer 613, 01:40 — Mork v. Reebus, accused of
killing a Sun Zu
mistrial
- 55 Autumn 612, 10:18 — Haze v. Killian, accused of
getting blood on his shoes
mistrial
- 56 Summer 608, 05:21 — Rev Run v. Stora, accused of
loitering
innocent
- 71 Spring 607, 06:33 — Harmachis v. Coldy, accused of
killing town with his trained attack fleas
innocent
- 5 Winter 600, 19:31 — Mork v. Sonny Bill, accused of
being overly excited in town centre
mistrial
Year 598
- 72 Winter, 06:30 — Borzon v. Sonny Bill, accused of
Borzon accuses Sonny Bill of spamming
guilty
Year 592
Year 591
- 41 Winter, 23:11 — Lion-O v. Zelkhorn, accused of
slander, and DOUBLE slander!
mistrial
Year 590
Year 589
- 45 Summer, 04:28 — Panthro v. Yolo, accused of
stealing ore
mistrial
- 23 Summer, 13:06 — Borzon v. Stone Cold, accused of
Borzon accused Stone Cold of being a dick :D
guilty
Year 586
- 44 Winter, 07:57 — Tafari v. Chopper, accused of
running ahead of the hunt and dying too much
mistrial
Year 583
- 66 Autumn, 13:11 — Nate v. Kalian, accused of
assaulting exiles in town with a cave cobra
mistrial
Year 582
- 55 Autumn, 13:13 — Reisa v. Cecil, accused of
being an idiot
mistrial
- 21 Summer, 02:22 — Talas v. Starsword Eojek, accused of
Moving the clouds into dangerous areas
frivolous
Year 581
- 59 Autumn, 06:04 — Laeus v. Stora, accused of
usurping a bard practice room
mistrial
Year 580
- 6 Summer, 15:17 — Bulgatra v. Natas, accused of
making a false harrassment report..
frivolous
- 1 Summer, 22:58 — Daimoth v. Balian, accused of
sending me videos of seniors masturbating eachother
mistrial
Year 578
- 85 Winter, 13:07 — Kerrah v. Peach, accused of
disobeying the leader and getting everyone murdered
mistrial
- 85 Winter, 12:42 — Kerrah v. Peach, accused of
disobeying the leader and getting everyone murdered.
mistrial
Year 577
- 70 Autumn, 10:48 — Mephisto v. Naferu, accused of
gross incompetence
mistrial
- 49 Autumn, 20:45 — Desdemona v. Theo, accused of
Being a horrible icky Sylvan
mistrial
- 33 Autumn, 15:54 — Kerrah v. Drib'thgin, accused of
Being retarded.
mistrial
- 33 Autumn, 03:35 — Naferu v. Bleign, accused of
destroying public property.
frivolous
- 29 Autumn, 16:53 — WormTounge v. Baffette, accused of
being grumpy
frivolous
- 25 Autumn, 13:20 — Hex v. Mephisto, accused of
abusing his purgatory pendant.
innocent
- 74 Spring, 12:20 — Haze v. Shadrock, accused of
existing
innocent
- 28 Winter, 05:35 — Smok v. Bladebringer, accused of
Conspiracy to commit murder
mistrial
Year 576
- 70 Spring, 00:15 — Geraldus v. Platypus, accused of
being a beaver in disguise
mistrial
- 69 Spring, 23:14 — Geraldus v. Platypus, accused of
stealing Astral Duck's beak
mistrial
Year 575
- 81 Autumn, 05:15 — Stonehand v. Onixer, accused of
Pushing with reckless disreguard for safty.
mistrial
- 33 Autumn, 23:13 — Desdemona v. Nug, accused of
Impersonating Jeepers without a license.
frivolous
- 33 Autumn, 22:30 — Desdemona v. Nug, accused of
Impersonating Jeepers without a permit.
mistrial
- 33 Autumn, 22:10 — Desdemona v. Nug, accused of
Impersonating Jeepers without a license.
mistrial
- 29 Autumn, 21:29 — Guk v. Leofwyn, accused of
inleague with TrowlBK bombing together as a team
guilty
- 29 Autumn, 21:02 — Guk v. Leofwyn, accused of
inleague with TrowlBK bombing together as a team
mistrial
- 29 Autumn, 19:28 — Daimoth v. Trowl, accused of
being the mysterious BK bandit
innocent
Year 574
- 81 Summer, 19:38 — Trowl v. Mehan, accused of
going back on an open deal involving murder.
frivolous
- 37 Spring, 03:07 — Hong Kong Fooey v. Kalian, accused of
damaging diplomatic relations with Bert.
innocent
- 36 Spring, 23:39 — Pe Ell v. Stinkfist, accused of
an unprovoked attack upon Puddleby's allies
guilty
- 36 Spring, 20:45 — Seld'kar v. Stinkfist, accused of
attacking our comrads in battle
innocent
- 16 Spring, 17:03 — Abagail v. Jady, accused of
Abagail accuses Jady of needing help
mistrial
- 13 Spring, 04:17 — Sielk v. Jady, accused of
being lost
mistrial
- 77 Winter, 00:50 — Naferu v. Squish, accused of
ruining Clan Lord
mistrial
- 77 Winter, 00:29 — Naferu v. Squish, accused of
ruining Clan Lord.
mistrial
- 62 Winter, 15:46 — Garian v. Jady, accused of
sunstone abuse and poor hygiene.
mistrial
- 58 Winter, 10:05 — Kerrah v. Jady, accused of
dsljefksdn
mistrial
- 54 Winter, 01:02 — Jady v. Mehan, accused of
being a stupid whore who doesn't train Horus.
innocent
- 36 Winter, 08:33 — Kerrah v. Gil-Galad, accused of
being a dirty, stinking, good-for-nothing pirate.
mistrial
- 30 Winter, 02:23 — Daimoth v. Largo, accused of
being a blatant Althea-supporter
innocent
- 30 Winter, 02:04 — Kerrah v. Mephisto, accused of
Not giving me his cloak.
mistrial
- 30 Winter, 00:31 — Bulgatra v. Mehan, accused of
being AWESOME!
mistrial
- 28 Winter, 06:08 — Daimoth v. Captain Scabfoot, accused of
being a demonic lichlord
guilty
- 28 Winter, 05:43 — Daimoth v. Captain Scabfoot, accused of
for being a demon lichlord
mistrial
Year 573
- 82 Autumn, 12:19 — Daimoth v. Kerrah, accused of
poaching my trip uninvited and refusing to leave
frivolous
- 70 Autumn, 09:04 — Daimoth v. Jeepers, accused of
risking the health and wellbeing of others
innocent
- 66 Autumn, 07:24 — Largo v. Wangah Rah, accused of
Damaging Planar Boundaries
frivolous
- 66 Autumn, 06:19 — Kerrah v. Crazy Ox, accused of
Annoying the world with constant mashing.
guilty
Our clerical gerbils are busy excavating older records, from Year 572 and before, out of long-term storage.
As those transcripts come to light, they’ll be added here.
Previous Years
Earlier generations of exiles were far more ligitious than those of today.
At its inception, it was not uncommon for the Court to hear a hundred or more cases per year.
Therefore, to avoid cluttering up this page with a tremendous volume of cases
which are now of principally historical interest, those records have been housed
in a separate annex: the
Historical Case Archive.
Please visit that page for records from Years 533–539.