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Puddleby Court Log: 7 Autumn, year 620 of The Ascendancy. 21:38

In the matter of Hyperion v Razz, accused of mork told me to

Before the jurors: Clyde, Mjollnir, Mork, Muwe, Shadrock, Biro

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these presents, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Hyperion] Razz is a bad cat and tryed to stell my mony and if I did not he would not chain me to tonw
[Hyperion] I am very poor.
[Hyperion] and that is very mean
[Hyperion] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Hyperion.
[Haengemie] Razz, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Razz] Well jury of my peers.
[Razz] As you can see, I'm clearly as innocent as my hair is perfect.
[Razz] Working as a volunteer deputy for Sheriff Noivad...
[Razz] I know of no crime on the statue stating "mork told me to."
[Razz] Done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Razz.
[Haengemie] Hyperion, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Hyperion] You can't take advantage of new people
[Hyperion] Penthka had to save me from his chain
[Hyperion] Witness Penthka
[Haengemie] Thank you, Hyperion.
[Hyperion] Witness: Penthka
[Haengemie] Penthka, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Penthka. You have been called to testify in this matter: please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Penthka, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Penthka] share healers!
[Penthka] they will save you for free
[Penthka] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Penthka.
[Haengemie] Razz, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Razz] As a struggling small business cat
[Razz] I cannot express my frustration with the poor opportunities provided by this town.
[Razz] Next they'll tell me that trading darkstone shards and black market mystic secrets is illegal.
[Razz] Do the right thing! Puddleby is a free market! Chain rescue prices are negotable!
[Razz] Done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Razz.
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Razz, this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Razz's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Razz, you are hereby sentenced to spend 93 minutes in the Puddleby jail.
[Haengemie] Because this is a first offense, Razz, I'm going to let you off without banishment this time.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 22:23 on 7 Autumn, 620