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Puddleby Court Log: 4 Autumn, year 622 of The Ascendancy. 00:44

In the matter of Largo v Osha Hornblow'r, accused of Reckless Endangerment & Criminal Negligence

Before the jurors: Aurian, Kani, Panos, Coriakin

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these presents, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Largo] Largo clears his throat.
[Largo] Honorable jury! Thank you for joining us here today!
[Largo] Kani and Huron and Sabin Figaro and I went on Osha's Ts'sr'rrri'nnnnn adventure.
[Largo] *I* thought we were just going to go to a cute little haunted house! With tacky costumes and maybe candy!
[Largo] But he's experimenting with some kind of weird planar traversal scheme!
[Largo] He may have killed Sabin Figaro!
[Largo] Largo sniffles!
[Largo] And, and!
[Largo] I got hit! And I couldn't feel my tail for a while!
[Largo] It was awful!
[Largo] Largo regains his composure.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining. Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Largo] I ask that the court find Osha guilty of all charges.
[Largo] Thanks!
[Largo] Largo beams!
[Largo] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Largo.
[Haengemie] Osha Hornblow'r, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Osha Hornblow'r] Wreckless endangerment...
[Osha Hornblow'r] well it may be reckless and it was danger
[Osha Hornblow'r] but it wasn't my recklessness
[Osha Hornblow'r] it was all their fault!
[Osha Hornblow'r] I clearly stated that going on this adventure will probably kill them
[Osha Hornblow'r] possibly
[Osha Hornblow'r] and they still agreed
[Osha Hornblow'r] they are madmen!
[Osha Hornblow'r] walking into a house that could kill them!
[Osha Hornblow'r] i even had a disclaimer upon entering
[Osha Hornblow'r] that all legal rights are waved
[Osha Hornblow'r] upon taking this journey
[Osha Hornblow'r] yet here we are
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining. Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Osha Hornblow'r] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Osha Hornblow'r.
[Haengemie] Largo, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Largo] Telling someone that their rights are waived doesn't legally waive their rights, Osha!
[Largo] Any reasonable person would have thought that he was just hyping his business!
[Largo] Risk of death on entry, sure!
[Largo] I risk death every day!
[Largo] This was much worse than that!
[Largo] I *couldn't feel my tail!!*
[Largo] It was awful!
[Largo] Truly awful!
[Largo] Largo waggles his tail towards the jury amiably.
[Largo] And, again! Sabin might be dead!
[Largo] Forever!
[Largo] I'm not emotionally prepared to talk about everything that happened there.
[Largo] Someone hit me!
[Largo] Someone murdered someone!
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining. Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Largo] Osha said that previous attendees have burnt to death!
[Largo] Awful! Terrible!
[Largo] done!
[Haengemie] Thank you, Largo.
[Haengemie] Osha Hornblow'r, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Osha Hornblow'r] Regarding this ~~Sabin Far'whatio~~
[Osha Hornblow'r] whether or not he died, or got ported to another dimension to suffer for all eternity
[Osha Hornblow'r] we do not know
[Osha Hornblow'r] there is no evidence!
[Osha Hornblow'r] you cannot accuse someone of such hainus crimes without evidence!
[Osha Hornblow'r] and well
[Osha Hornblow'r] the loss of your tail
[Osha Hornblow'r] that wasn't in the fliars
[Osha Hornblow'r] i concede taht point
[Osha Hornblow'r] your tail is very fluffy and sad to loose
[Osha Hornblow'r] i shall add a disclaimer to all future attendees
[Osha Hornblow'r] that temporary tail loss could be a side effect
[Osha Hornblow'r] i haven't gotten my rugs!!!
[Osha Hornblow'r] you left dead things and demons or whatnot in the house!
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining. Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Osha Hornblow'r] so for future attendees
[Osha Hornblow'r] all the regulations will be updated
[Haengemie] Thank you, Osha Hornblow'r.
[Osha Hornblow'r] to show addequite tail loss potential
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Osha Hornblow'r, this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Osha Hornblow'r's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Osha Hornblow'r, you are hereby sentenced to spend 5 minutes in the Puddleby jail.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 1:35 on 4 Autumn, 622