pcl_0533_154_06_42

Puddleby Court Log: 64 Spring, year 533 of The Ascendancy. 06:42

In the matter of Vl'hurg v Chum, accused of “throwing his fight in the Coliseum”

Before the jurors: Rainey, Meat Grinder, Arch II, Meg, Aposol, DarkRaven, Blade X, Pharazon

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.
[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] Vl'hurg, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Vl'hurg] Not enough Zo's on the jury...
[Haengemie] Vl'hurg, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Vl'hurg] Honorable Judge:
[Vl'hurg] Chum, here, was scheduled to fight in the Coliseum
[Vl'hurg] But out of spite or laziness...
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Vl'hurg] He chose to sleep through his bout
[Vl'hurg] QED
[Vl'hurg] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Vl'hurg
[Haengemie] Chum, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Haengemie] Chum, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Chum] I wasn't sleeping!
[Chum] and it wasn't my fault!
[Chum] I... um...
[Chum] forgot my clubg
[Chum] forgot my club
[Chum] luckily, I bet on the monster, so it was ok :)
[Chum] but I didn't throw the fight. Honest!
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Chum] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Chum
[Haengemie] Vl'hurg, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Vl'hurg] We make our money by offering only the best, most exciting matches.
[Haengemie] Vl'hurg, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Vl'hurg] But your fight was frankly lame
[Vl'hurg] And therefore we had to refund all the audience's tickets...
[Vl'hurg] So we claim damages too.
[Vl'hurg] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Vl'hurg
[Haengemie] Chum, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Haengemie] Chum, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Chum] What?! Lame?!?!
[Chum] It was me against 3 furies! That's not lame!
[Chum] No, wait, they were green noids, huh?
[Chum] well, anyway, it was a GREAT fight.
[Chum] not to mention I made a few bucks :)
[Chum] but it was an ACCIDENT!
[Chum] It's all TheRanger's fault. He made me do it :)
[Chum] um...
[Chum] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Chum
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Chum this court finds you innocent. You are free to go.