pcl_0533_166_14_21

Puddleby Court Log: 76 Spring, year 533 of The Ascendancy. 14:21

In the matter of Heat v Idiot Savant, accused of “being an idiot”

Before the jurors: Dream, Bizob, Degu, Azreal, Entil'Zha, Dresko

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.
[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Haengemie] Heat, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Heat] He drooled on me!
[Heat] I HATED IT
[Heat] IT RUINED MY CLOTHES!
[Heat] Put his naked but in jail!
[Heat] anyways i want him to stop drooling on me
[Heat] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Heat
[Haengemie] Idiot Savant, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Haengemie] Idiot Savant, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant smiles at the shiny coin Force gave him.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant smiles at the shiny coin Chum gave him.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant smiles at the shiny coin Chum gave him.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant smiles at the shiny coin Chum gave him.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant smiles at the shiny coin Maenygh gave him.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant giggles happily and plays with the pretty coins Zen gave him.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant smiles and looks around for Force.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Idiot Savant
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant smiles and looks around for Maenygh.
[Haengemie] Heat, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Haengemie] Heat, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Heat] why?
[Heat] lol
[Heat] he is dumb
[Heat] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Heat
[Haengemie] Idiot Savant, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Haengemie] Idiot Savant, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant smiles happily.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant giggles happily and plays with the pretty coins Elenis Reyav gave him.
[Idiot Savant] It feels like it's 2:40 pm on Fordi, Day 76 of Spring.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant giggles happily and plays with the pretty coins Azreal gave him.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Haengemie] Thank you, Idiot Savant
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Heat this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Heat, you are hereby sentenced to spend 50 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 166 coins.

Court adjourned at 15:15 on 76 Spring, 533