pcl_0533_171_21_35

Puddleby Court Log: 81 Spring, year 533 of The Ascendancy. 21:35

In the matter of Telan v TheRanger, accused of “harassing the beautiful unicorn, moonshimmer, throwing rocks at sassy, and other unspeakable crimes.”

Before the jurors: Aluura, Atlantis, Ansel, Cinder, Aerendil, Althea, Barbie Girl, Dutse, AkaOrka

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.
[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Telan] uh?
[Haengemie] Telan, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Telan] *ahem*
[Telan] TheRanger, as we know, has been known for terrible crimes.
[Telan] such as
[Telan] harassing the unicorn moonshimmer
[Telan] by throwing rocks at here
[Telan] er her
[Telan] and the same with the healer, sassy
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Telan] hmm.
[Telan] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Telan
[Haengemie] TheRanger, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Haengemie] TheRanger, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[TheRanger] My answer to the moonshimmer case follows as such: I oppose healers, and part of the moon god he is displeased by this
[TheRanger] he sent an assassin named moonshimmer to banish me
[TheRanger] My only reaction could be in self defense
[TheRanger] so I was forced to tame this unicorn by murder
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[TheRanger] it tried many devishly tricks on me
[TheRanger] but I survived
[Haengemie] Thank you, TheRanger
[Haengemie] Telan, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Telan] Members of the jury, I trust you'll know whats fair, I am sure atleast 1 of you have seen TheRanger do something unwated.
[Haengemie] Telan, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Telan] do something unwanted.
[Telan] you see..
[Telan] he even tried to bribe you all
[Telan] I have a sketch to prove it
[Telan] I doubt the faint whisper reached you...
[Telan] but he said 300 coins to each of you
[Telan] what rules your life? Greed of justice?
[Telan] Think of poor, pitiful sassy, after continous rock bombardments from theranger.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Telan] hmm
[Telan] I have much more to say, but...
[Telan] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Telan
[Haengemie] TheRanger, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[TheRanger] How can I defend myself against these "unwanted" things if I am not told if they are.
[Haengemie] TheRanger, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[TheRanger] and what is greed of justice
[TheRanger] can such a phrase exist?
[TheRanger] as for sassy
[TheRanger] I am not a grey elf like the rest of you
[TheRanger] so I defend my land which oyu have been exiled to
[TheRanger] throwing rocks at sassy was just one step, but it is merely in self defense
[TheRanger] how can I be tried for self preservation?
[TheRanger] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, TheRanger
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] TheRanger this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] TheRanger, you are hereby sentenced to spend 75 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 55 coins.

Court adjourned at 22:40 on 81 Spring, 533