pcl_0533_173_16_11
Puddleby Court Log: 83 Spring, year 533 of The Ascendancy. 16:11
In the matter of Mr Hippo v Idiot Savant, accused of “hes a healer and he dosent heal!”
Before the jurors: Axell, Azriel, Althea
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.
[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Mr Hippo] idiot savant is a fraud! he dosent heal anyone that comes near him 99% of the time.
[Haengemie] Mr Hippo, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Mr Hippo] ppl give him large amount of sums and shares and still he dosent even thank!
[Mr Hippo] i think idiot savant should heal every hurt person that comes near him!
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Haengemie] Thank you, Mr Hippo
[Mr Hippo] if not i dont know what he does ither than tell the time for a living
[Haengemie] Idiot Savant, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Haengemie] Idiot Savant, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant looks around for his friend Solome.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant smiles happily.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant looks a little bit lonely for a moment.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant smiles and looks around for West.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant smiles and looks around for Dizzle.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant smiles and looks around for Vagile.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant smiles happily.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant looks a little bit lonely for a moment.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant smiles and looks around for West.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Idiot Savant
[Haengemie] Mr Hippo, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Haengemie] Mr Hippo, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Mr Hippo] ladies and gentelmen of the jury please vote guilty of fraud!
[Mr Hippo] what has he done for u ither than die and tell u the time?
[Mr Hippo] and showing off his sparkly shiny dazzling horn
[Mr Hippo] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Mr Hippo
[Haengemie] Idiot Savant, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant giggles happily and plays with the pretty coins West gave him.
[Haengemie] Idiot Savant, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant smiles at the shiny coin West gave him.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant looks a little bit lonely for a moment.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant smiles and looks around for Mr Hippo.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant smiles and looks around for Vagile.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant smiles happily.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant looks a little bit lonely for a moment.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant smiles happily.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant smiles happily.
[Idiot Savant] Idiot Savant wipes his nose on his sleeve.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Haengemie] Thank you, Idiot Savant
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.
[Haengemie] Mr Hippo this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.
[Haengemie] Mr Hippo, you are hereby sentenced to spend 6 minutes in the Puddleby jail.
Court adjourned at 17:3 on 83 Spring, 533