pcl_0533_175_02_41

Puddleby Court Log: 85 Spring, year 533 of The Ascendancy. 02:41

In the matter of Madd Hatter v Relkin, accused of “cruelity to animals”

Before the jurors: Clifton F, Baby, Maquiladora, Don, Elenis Reyav, Epona, Desmodus, J'Kar, Soulsword

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.
[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Madd Hatter] He killed one of his kind and took its skin to be his cloths and killed things for the fun of it I FIND THIS ALL WRONG
[Haengemie] Madd Hatter, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Madd Hatter] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Madd Hatter
[Haengemie] Relkin, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Relkin] Greetings fellow exiles....I just wanted to say.... That if stalkin an innecent animal for sport is a crime....
[Haengemie] Relkin, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Relkin] and if torturing them for ones own ammusment is a crime....
[Relkin] then Im GUILTY =D
[Relkin] And if wearing the skin of your enemy is a crime....
[Relkin] then I am guilty of that too
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Relkin] and if bribing the jury is a crime!
[Relkin] I will soon be guilty of that!
[Relkin] Relkin snickers
[Relkin] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Relkin
[Haengemie] Madd Hatter, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Madd Hatter] see he even says it hes Guilty vote guilty i prove my point
[Haengemie] Madd Hatter, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Madd Hatter] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Madd Hatter
[Haengemie] Relkin, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Relkin] hehehee
[Haengemie] Relkin, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Relkin] ummmm
[Relkin] I also wanted to say.....
[Relkin] That EVERYTHING non-cat in this world...
[Relkin] is meant to be killed...
[Relkin] and destroyed!@
[Relkin] MWAHHAHAHAHAH =S
[Relkin] MWAHHAHAHAHAH =D
[Relkin] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Relkin
[Relkin] ;)
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Madd Hatter this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Madd Hatter, you are hereby sentenced to spend 37 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 123 coins.

Court adjourned at 3:21 on 85 Spring, 533