pcl_0533_179_05_17

Puddleby Court Log: 89 Spring, year 533 of The Ascendancy. 05:17

In the matter of Gaiaa v Blade X, accused of “being a whore”

Before the jurors: Perrin Goldeney, Babajaga, Bars, Bones, Boom, DarqMax, Granny Smit

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.
[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Gaiaa] Well, one day, I heard a exile call out "BLADE'S MY WHORE"...
[Haengemie] Gaiaa, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Gaiaa] ...that exile's name was... Wrath!
[Gaiaa] And other a times, I heard fellow Cats from the Nekko No Kessha clan call out the same statement!
[Gaiaa] ....hearing this I realized taht our society has come to a terrible low.
[Gaiaa] ...that people talk about their WHORES and love it!
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Gaiaa] Please guys, if yer gonna be a whore, do it some where else
[Gaiaa] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Gaiaa
[Haengemie] Blade X, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Haengemie] Blade X, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Blade X] bah, everyone knows gaiaa is a whore >=P
[Blade X] i forgot the rest =\
[Blade X] oh well
[Blade X] LOCK ME UP!
[Blade X] throw away the key
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Blade X] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Blade X
[Haengemie] Gaiaa, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Gaiaa] Blade X has come out and admited to being a whore.
[Haengemie] Gaiaa, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Gaiaa] Hey even wants to be locked up!
[Gaiaa] This fiend, this menance to society should be fined & locked up for a long time!
[Gaiaa] ...and his CHILDISH response about me beign a whore is simply untrue.
[Gaiaa] I, being a exiled Sylvan, am not a whore, like other cats.
[Gaiaa] Honored friends, jury, exiles, please, give this exile what is coming to him, thank you.
[Gaiaa] Pong!
[Gaiaa] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Gaiaa
[Haengemie] Blade X, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Haengemie] Blade X, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Blade X
[Blade X] bah. i wish i had blue hair =\
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Gaiaa this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Gaiaa, you are hereby sentenced to spend 38 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 193 coins.

Court adjourned at 6:5 on 89 Spring, 533