pcl_0533_192_18_49

Puddleby Court Log: 12 Summer, year 533 of The Ascendancy. 18:49

In the matter of Humane v Commander Nate, accused of “sexual harrassment”

Before the jurors: Elise, Maquiladora, Crunch, Bruiser, Dilvish, Dizzle, Elenis Reyav, Dutse, Healery

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.
[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Haengemie] Humane, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Humane] Commander Nate has been sexually harrassing many people. This is a horrible crime and he must be stoped.
[Humane] He must be taught a lesson.
[Humane] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Humane
[Haengemie] Commander Nate, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Commander Nate] Hmmm, I don't know how to confront this.
[Haengemie] Commander Nate, you have 60 seconds to speak.
[Commander Nate] Considering this is a complete lie
[Commander Nate] No offense to the accuser
[Commander Nate] But I have never sexually harrassed any lady
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Commander Nate] I myself have a lovely fiancò
[Commander Nate] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Commander Nate
[Haengemie] Humane, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Haengemie] Humane, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Humane
[Haengemie] Commander Nate, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Haengemie] Commander Nate, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Commander Nate] I ask that you vote not guilty or frivolous
[Commander Nate] She has shown no evidence that I have harrasses ANYONE sexually
[Commander Nate] She has stated nothing to back her story
[Commander Nate] And by her actions
[Commander Nate] Of not speaking
[Commander Nate] Confirms that she has none
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Commander Nate] I wish for the ladies and getlemen to find me not guilty on all counts
[Haengemie] Thank you, Commander Nate
[Commander Nate] done
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Commander Nate this court finds you innocent. You are free to go.