pcl_533_354_11_43

Puddleby Court Log: 84 Autumn, year 533 of The Ascendancy. 11:43

In the matter of Rimbaud v Ther' Anger, accused of “he always is innocent and takes up the courts time”

Before the jurors: Pendarric, Cyberbeing, Darkdah, Angel, Bawk, Puffy, Erik Confused.

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Rimbaud] huh
[Rimbaud] oh
[Rimbaud] umm
[Rimbaud] i'm complainin
[Rimbaud] because
[Rimbaud] TherAnger always takes up ppls time in doin silly cases like....
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Rimbaud] that al capone was a ugly butterfly
[Haengemie] Thank you, Rimbaud
[Haengemie] Ther' Anger, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Ther' Anger] If any one is wasting time it is Rimbaud
[Ther' Anger] That trial verse al capone was for a Haengemie
[Ther' Anger] That trial verse al capone was for Haengemie
[Ther' Anger] he wished me to test the system to see if any loopholes could be found.
[Ther' Anger] Rimbaud has yet to prove that I am wasting time, and she cannot find a way which takes up less of our time.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Ther' Anger] She could have easily gone to the town square and have gotten her complaint to the people
[Ther' Anger] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Ther' Anger
[Haengemie] Rimbaud, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Rimbaud] TherAnger insulted me by sayin i was a killer
[Rimbaud] and ther anger always takes ppl into court....
[Rimbaud] when there doin somthin when he took me to court that one time.......
[Rimbaud] i was doin the healer test
[Rimbaud] i almost was second circle
[Rimbaud] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Rimbaud
[Haengemie] Ther' Anger, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Ther' Anger] This is court is not meant for civil suits. This is a court of justice, which this silly case has no piece of.
[Ther' Anger] She complains that I always take people to court.
[Ther' Anger] But note how she said "When he took me took me to court that one time"
[Ther' Anger] Which was only once
[Ther' Anger] Sheh as taken me to court twice
[Ther' Anger] both for frivilous reasons
[Ther' Anger] now I hope you can forgive Rimbaud for wasting your time.
[Ther' Anger] And I would like to thank her for teleporting me out of a situation from which I would have departed.
[Ther' Anger] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Ther' Anger
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.


   Votes innocent: 2
   Votes guilty: 4
   Votes frivolous: 1
   Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Ther' Anger this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jury, please note: one prior conviction in the past year.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Ther' Anger's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.


   Total recommended jail time: 245 min
   Total recommended fine: 22c
   Total jurors: 7
   Avg recommended jail/fine: 35 min/3c

[Haengemie] Ther' Anger, you are hereby sentenced to spend 35 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 3 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (3c) as additional jail-time of 1 minutes.

Court adjourned at 12:49 on 84 Autumn, 533