pcl_0534_053_00_53

Puddleby Court Log: 53 Winter, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 00:53

In the matter of Edward v Joy, accused of “Harrasing Algernon”

Before the jurors: Mug, Sec'ulaar, Yoj, Babajaga

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Edward] Joy constantly Harrases Algernon, she pulls him away from town and dose what ever evil thing she can to him
[Edward] Witness: Golden
[Haengemie] Thank you, Edward
[Haengemie] Golden, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Joy, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Joy] This is getting old
[Joy] Every once in awhile Algernon wants some exercise
[Joy] That's about it
[Joy] We already had a case like this and it's gettin old
[Joy] I take him for exercise once a week
[Joy] no more to say
[Joy] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Joy
[Haengemie] Golden, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Golden. You have been calledto testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Golden, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Golden] Um, she was not talking him to excersise
[Golden] She was clearly kidnapping him
[Golden] Telling me to keep it quiet
[Golden] and not tell anyone about it
[Golden] Ummmm...
[Golden] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Golden
[Haengemie] Edward, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Edward] Why did you kill him in the arnea some many times? why do you ditch him some places, and why did you change his pants tan?
[Edward] to tan
[Edward] you clearly kidnapped him, as
[Edward] you clearly kidnapped him, as golden said
[Edward] you ditch him in places
[Edward] you also kill him in the arnea
[Edward] i rember
[Edward] You Killed him there, every one came in and tried to kill u
[Edward] Thank you, i am done
[Edward] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Edward
[Haengemie] Joy, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Joy] I can't see what Golden says, but anyways, I did not "kill" Algernon, as you can see he is in OK shape, we were sparing.
[Joy] he might have fallen, but I am a much superior fighter than he and I am teaching him some basics
[Joy] no one else seems to show him around town, he must lead a very boring life.
[Joy] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Joy
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Joy this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jury, please note: one prior conviction in the past year.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Joy's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Joy, you are hereby sentenced to spend 100 minutes in the Puddleby jail.

Court adjourned at 1:48 on 53 Winter, 534