pcl_0534_053_04_33
Puddleby Court Log: 53 Winter, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 04:33
In the matter of Edward v Joy, accused of “karam bombing me(Edward)”
Before the jurors: Saturnus, Great Pumpkin, Hidden, Aeris, Anselm, Matrix, Caster, Catch, Bond
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Edward] Joy has ben karma bombing me, turning my name red, nother more to say, look, she has been karma bombing me because i put her in jail
[Edward] Because i put her in jail
[Edward] there is nothing more i need to say
[Edward] I bet if we could look at what BK she's given we'd be able to have proof eniugh
[Edward] There she gose again, cursing me
[Edward] and yoj, her twin
[Edward] witness Caster
[Edward] Witness: Caster
[Haengemie] Thank you, Edward
[Haengemie] Caster, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Joy, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Joy] 1) Ok, taking ppl to court for the fun of it WILL get you bk, esp for stupid reason 2) I'm not even cursing her, it's the other
[Joy] it's all the ppl's time your wasting
[Joy] I'm gonna try not to waste ya'll time and just say done
[Joy] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Joy
[Haengemie] Caster, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Edward, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Edward] No i am not wasiting time, caster can tell you that i am not wasting time!
[Edward] Witness: Atomical
[Haengemie] Thank you, Edward
[Haengemie] Atomical, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Atomical. You have been calledto testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Atomical, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Atomical] she doesn't like me
[Atomical] she doesn't like me
[Atomical] she karma bombs me all the time
[Atomical] Saturnus has seen how she hates me
[Atomical] she karma bombs for the same reason over and over
[Atomical] She HATES everyone
[Atomical] She gave me BK
[Atomical] witness:Trauma
[Atomical] he he
[Atomical] I guess i don't have the power
[Atomical] Joy gets back GK so easily
[Atomical] She is rude and doesn't deserve it
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Atomical] We should transfer my bad karma to her and times that times 40
[Atomical] She has hated me
[Atomical] She refuses to speek to me
[Haengemie] Thank you, Atomical
[Haengemie] Joy, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Joy] I already said I wasen't karma bombing, belive me, or this evil one, "Edward".
[Joy] And I can't see what Atom says because he is off my ooc screen.
[Joy] Once again, I don't want to waste your fine juror's time with these frivolous cases, I apoligize for Edwards ignorence.
[Joy] ignorence
[Joy] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Joy
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.
[Haengemie] Joy this court finds you innocent. You are free to go.