pcl_0534_072_12_05

Puddleby Court Log: 72 Winter, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 12:05

In the matter of Gil-Galad v Edge Osmosis, accused of “Cursing and making a nuisance of himsel.”

Before the jurors: Axell, Elenis Reyav, Victor, Great Pumpkin, Koric, Lady Dragon

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Gil-Galad] I hope to make this a quick and easy trial, I'll spare you all the grandiloquence....
[Gil-Galad] Edge Osmosis has been in town...
[Gil-Galad] Swearing and insulting people....
[Gil-Galad] From when I got there...
[Gil-Galad] To when I left.
[Gil-Galad] There's two witnesses I'll call up to testify soon...
[Gil-Galad] Namely, Suuub and Victor
[Gil-Galad] They have both witnessed the crime and will tell you in depth about it.
[Gil-Galad] Now then....
[Gil-Galad] witness suuub
[Gil-Galad] witness: suuub
[Haengemie] Thank you, Gil-Galad
[Gil-Galad] Gil-Galad smiles
[Haengemie] Suu'ub III, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Suu'ub III. You have been calledto testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Suu'ub III, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Suu'ub III] Greetings.
[Suu'ub III] I have witnessed this swearing on many different occasions
[Suu'ub III] recently, directed to Gil-galad
[Suu'ub III] swearing in town is definitely not cool
[Suu'ub III] this constant slurring of profanity made many townsmen leave in disgust
[Suu'ub III] done =]
[Suu'ub III] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Suu'ub III
[Haengemie] Edge Osmosis, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Edge Osmosis] It was Ther 'Anger who cares he deserves itand if you cant deal with profanity deal with it you baby.
[Edge Osmosis] It was Ther 'Anger who cares he deserves it and if you cant deal with profanity deal with it you baby.
[Edge Osmosis] I dont care
[Edge Osmosis] if i lose i curse the Jury
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Edge Osmosis] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Edge Osmosis
[Haengemie] Gil-Galad, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Gil-Galad] Gil-Galad laughs
[Gil-Galad] This is a great way to convince a jury.
[Gil-Galad] His apathy for this world and its citizens (and his honor) is obvious....
[Gil-Galad] I don't think we should doubt his charges...
[Gil-Galad] Whoops, there goes bad karma.
[Gil-Galad] Anyway.
[Gil-Galad] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Gil-Galad
[Haengemie] Edge Osmosis, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Haengemie] Thank you, Edge Osmosis
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Edge Osmosis this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Edge Osmosis's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Edge Osmosis, you are hereby sentenced to spend 46 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 350 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (350c) as additional jail-time of 22 minutes.

Court adjourned at 13:8 on 72 Winter, 534