pcl_0534_081_14_49

Puddleby Court Log: 81 Winter, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 14:49

In the matter of Sithe v Bond, accused of “attacking Plegrus, the playground keeper”

Before the jurors: Gonzo, Notelrac, Iho, Elenis Reyav, Gandor Durin, Al Capone, Glamis, Ruin-X

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Sithe] Plegrus is the nice young woman who is collecting wood for the playground.
[Sithe] Where we can all play cool games instead of just slaughtering nasties
[Sithe] Apparently Chum and Bond had a dispute
[Sithe] And Chum gave the money to Plegrus.
[Sithe] I didn't see that
[Sithe] But Bond went and then harassed Plegrus.
[Sithe] He told her to "die"
[Sithe] ok, mean, but not bad.
[Sithe] but here
[Sithe] 7/2/99 4:44:55p (Bond stabs Plegrus)
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Sithe] Can we tolerate this kind of behavior
[Sithe] in Puddleby against the working class ?
[Haengemie] Thank you, Sithe
[Haengemie] Bond, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Bond] ROLFLOLMO
[Bond] hrm
[Bond] wheee
[Bond] but
[Bond] she slapped ne
[Bond] me
[Bond] so i stabbed her
[Bond] ;/
[Bond] besides i cant hit her
[Bond] she is to powerfull
[Bond] her slap allmost killed me
[Bond] damn she has a metal hand
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Bond] witness:rimbaud
[Bond] witness: rimbaud
[Haengemie] Thank you, Bond
[Bond] ROLFLOLMO
[Haengemie] Rimbaud, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Rimbaud. You have been calledto testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Rimbaud, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Rimbaud] 7/2/99 4:44:55p "(Sithe stabs Plegrus)"
[Rimbaud] 7/2/99 4:44:55p "(Sithe stabs Plegrus)"
[Rimbaud] 7/2/99 4:44:55p "(Sithe says lol)"
[Rimbaud] any one can fabricate evedience
[Rimbaud] bond did steal bonds money
[Rimbaud] i ewman chum did
[Rimbaud] and poor bond doesn not have very muc money
[Rimbaud] i think chum is bad
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Rimbaud] evil as lilit and her so called children
[Rimbaud] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Rimbaud
[Haengemie] Sithe, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Sithe] Plegrus is just a young woman collecting wood. She never slaps anyone. Exiles like Bond could prevent the playground
[Sithe] from ever being built.
[Sithe] Can we condone these acts of violence against our own townspeople
[Sithe] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Sithe
[Haengemie] Bond, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Bond] ROLFLOLMO
[Bond] 7/2/99 5:50:57p (Plegrus slaps Bond in the face)
[Bond] this is real
[Bond] hrm
[Bond] ROLFLOLMO
[Bond] 7/2/99 5:48:48p Chum is too far away for you to reach.
[Bond] 7/2/99 5:48:55p >mwuhahahah
[Bond] 7/2/99 5:48:59p You do not see Chum anywhere around here.
[Bond] 7/2/99 5:49:04p Chum is too far away for you to reach.
[Bond] 7/2/99 5:49:07p Chum is too far a
[Bond] 'ROLFLOLMO
[Bond] 7/2/99 5:48:47p (Syd joins the Chum stalking group.)
[Bond] 7/2/99 5:48:52p DunderKlumpen has fallen to a Large Vermine in the North Forest.
[Bond] 7/2/99 5:48:55p Bond says, "mwuhahahah"
[Bond] 7/2/99 5:49:00p (Syd joins the Chum stalking group.)
[Bond] 7/2/99 5:49:05p Chum is too far away for you to reach.
[Bond] Rolflolmo
[Bond] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Bond
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Bond this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jury, please note: one prior conviction in the past year.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Bond's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Bond, you are hereby sentenced to spend 51 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 430 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (11c) as additional jail-time of 1 minutes.

Court adjourned at 16:15 on 81 Winter, 534