pcl_0534_085_21_32

Puddleby Court Log: 85 Winter, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 21:32

In the matter of Seal v Gandor Durin, accused of “yum this candy bar tastes good”

Before the jurors: J'nder, Thorgar, Suu'ub III, Koriel Fishbind, Kodo, DancesWithTrool, Polerand

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Seal] The candy bar Gandor gave me should have never tasted this good
[Seal] I suffer from a world renown condition
[Seal] candybaraholics anonymous
[Seal] What is a candy bar What is a candy bar
[Seal] I love my candy
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Seal] but I don't think I should be seduced by this bar of chocolate
[Seal] It's worse then finding your halfling in bed with a human
[Haengemie] Thank you, Seal
[Haengemie] Gandor Durin, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Gandor Durin] Um... anything I say will prolly only make this seem worse so... I'm sorry, and I'm done (innocent =D )
[Gandor Durin] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Gandor Durin
[Haengemie] Seal, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Seal] ask any halfling doctor
[Seal] I love my candy
[Seal] I love my candy
[Seal] I am calling fourth my head doctor
[Seal] Doc Golden
[Seal] witness: golden
[Haengemie] Thank you, Seal
[Haengemie] Golden, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Gandor Durin, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Gandor Durin] Once again, just tryin to speed things up, I know I know, your prolly real pissed... never again will I do this!
[Gandor Durin] this
[Gandor Durin] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Gandor Durin
[Haengemie] Golden, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 1
  Votes guilty: 0
  Votes frivolous: 6
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Seal this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Seal's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

  Total recommended jail time: 471 min
  Total recommended fine: 0c
  Total jurors: 7
  Avg recommended jail/fine: 67 min/0c

[Haengemie] Seal, you are hereby sentenced to spend 67 minutes in the Puddleby jail.

Court adjourned at 22:26 on 85 Winter, 534