pcl_0534_113_04_11

Puddleby Court Log: 23 Spring, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 04:11

In the matter of Bigfat v Cid, accused of “being naughty.”

Before the jurors: Strongblade, Kisa, Braindead, Jane Doe, Ravenstorm, Thadius

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.
[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Bigfat] witness: cid
[Haengemie] Thank you, Bigfat
[Bigfat] damn
[Haengemie] Cid, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Cid, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Cid] Gee, I'd love to get the jury box, but I can't.. :)
[Cid] Bigfat has accused me of being naughty...
[Cid] ...but as of now, he hasn't stated his argument...
[Cid] ...or began to prove anything...
[Cid] ...so I can't urge the jury to vote in any way...
[Cid] ...but I hope Bigfat will give me somethign to argue with.
[Cid] BEER!
[Cid] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Cid
[Haengemie] Cid, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Bigfat, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Bigfat] Woop
[Bigfat] Well, he asked someone to sue him
[Bigfat] cus he was dead an, ya know
[Bigfat] and i wanted to see if it glitched
[Bigfat] and it did
[Bigfat] thank you, I am done.
[Bigfat] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Bigfat
[Haengemie] Cid, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Cid, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Cid] Well, Bigfat sued me because I was dead, I believe....
[Cid] ...but I think he had some sort of frivalicious intention...
[Cid] ...again, Bigfat has not proved I have done anything wrong!
[Cid] ....nor has he stated any of my "crimes"....
[Cid] ...nor proved any of them...
[Cid] ...i just think this is a waste of all of our time...
[Cid] BEER!!
[Cid] BEER!
[Cid] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Cid
[Haengemie] Cid, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Cid this court finds you innocent. You are free to go.