pcl_0534_114_04_30

Puddleby Court Log: 24 Spring, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 04:30

In the matter of Atomical v Eep, accused of “messing with a newbie that doesn't know about stuff”

Before the jurors: Callisto, Gonzo, Sephroth, Dante, McBain, Joy, DeathLord, Malkor

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.
[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Atomical] He tried to convince Eldae not to touch the Altar. Even though some of the key figures were telling her that it was neccessary
[Atomical] it was neccessary
[Atomical] a witness to this was Malkor and Bigfat
[Atomical] witness:Bigfat
[Atomical] witness: Bigfat
[Haengemie] Thank you, Atomical
[Haengemie] Bigfat, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Bigfat. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Bigfat, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Bigfat] Ok
[Bigfat] Ok
[Bigfat] Heres the deal
[Bigfat] he walks in there
[Bigfat] tellin her to pray
[Bigfat] and he won't stop
[Bigfat] and try to convince her to go die and edpart
[Bigfat] that bug does not work anymore
[Bigfat] and then
[Bigfat] i thank him saying, step down please
[Bigfat] and he curses me
[Bigfat] he deserves to punished
[Bigfat] beucase the person was not a newbie
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Bigfat] mentally
[Bigfat] and she should be able to figure things on her own
[Haengemie] Thank you, Bigfat
[Bigfat] done
[Haengemie] Eep, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Eep] Hang on your guys might be wondering what they are talking about. Eldae is solid blue with no color. Just blue.
[Eep] 1 more thing
[Eep] Does this look like good karma
[Eep] 7/10/99 4:00:52p You just received good karma from Bigfat stop being a jack ass.
[Eep] Err
[Eep] Stupid jack ass me
[Eep] Cant read
[Eep] Oh well
[Eep] But first off
[Eep] I was helping eldae
[Eep] I did not know the depart bug was fixed
[Eep] So someone told me and i stoped
[Eep] So i told her to pray that she gets sent to the Skin room
[Eep] witness: eldae
[Haengemie] Thank you, Eep
[Haengemie] Eldae, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Eldae. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Eldae, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Eldae] I'm sorry. I'm still not sure what all happened. I'd like to get over being blue. Everyon was giving different advice.
[Eldae] Someone pushed me towards thye altar while I was trying to catch up on what was said.
[Eldae] It was/is confusing.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Eldae] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Eldae
[Haengemie] Atomical, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Atomical] I have no idea what eldae just said so
[Atomical] I would like to call Malkor to the stand because he saw the whole event...patience joy just a few more minutes
[Atomical] witness: Malkor
[Haengemie] Thank you, Atomical
[Haengemie] Malkor, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Eep, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Eep] You probbly dont know what she was saying because you were sleeping during a trial. =|
[Eep] But anyways this is a big waste of time
[Eep] I bet most people know that your a complete jackass atomical
[Eep] Hrm...
[Eep] Done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Eep
[Haengemie] Malkor, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Atomical this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] On Winter 67 of 534, Atomical was found frivolous, having charged Nyt'Shyd

[Haengemie] Jury, please note: 2 prior convictions in the past year.
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (360 min/3000 c)
[Haengemie] I suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Atomical's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

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Total recommended jail time: 1080 min
Total recommended fine: 4860c
Total jurors: 8
Avg recommended jail/fine: 135 min/607c
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[Haengemie] Atomical, you are hereby sentenced to spend 135 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 607 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (290c) as additional jail-time of 60 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
Court adjourned at 5:46 on 24 Spring, 534