pcl_0534_121_00_34

Puddleby Court Log: 31 Spring, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 00:34

In the matter of Madcat v Syd, accused of “bking me for no reason”

Before the jurors: Golden, shiner, Magnels, Hawkthorn

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.
[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Madcat] syd has been bking for a long timne
[Madcat] yesterday my name went red because of it
[Madcat] i had to ask a few people to give me gk so it wouldn`t be red
[Madcat] he has been giving me bk ever since old cl
[Madcat] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Madcat
[Haengemie] Syd, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Syd] I remember bking no one
[Syd] I Do not BK
[Syd] I recive it, for no reason
[Syd] witness : Saturnus
[Syd] witness: Saturnus
[Haengemie] Thank you, Syd
[Haengemie] Saturnus, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Saturnus. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Saturnus, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Saturnus] Greetings, everyone. I am sorry to waste your time.
[Saturnus] Greetings, everyone. I am sorry to waste your time.
[Saturnus] I am here today to wonder why Madcat is accusing Syd of cursing him.,
[Saturnus] I am here today to wonder why Madcat is accusing Syd of cursing him.
[Saturnus] It is easy to accuse someone, but hard to comprehend.
[Saturnus] I could easily go ahead and say that Relkin eats beans naked.
[Saturnus] I could easily go ahead and say that Relkin eats beans naked.
[Saturnus] Or that he is a witch.
[Saturnus] But he is not necesarily.
[Saturnus] Does Madcat have any proof?
[Saturnus] No, if not he has no case.
[Saturnus] Thank you for your time.
[Saturnus] Done.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Saturnus
[Haengemie] Madcat, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Madcat] is it my turn?
[Madcat] You just received bad karma!
[Madcat] i got that as soon as i came in
[Madcat] You just received bad karma!"
[Madcat] i just got that
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Madcat] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Madcat
[Haengemie] Syd, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Syd] You gave good karma to Madcat from Syd
[Syd] I dunno what the hell this SOB is talkin about
[Syd] I am givings this bastard damn GK and he says BK
[Syd] I got even proof that he lies
[Syd] When I came in i checked his karma
[Syd] Madcat has 17 good and 9 bad karma
[Syd] Right now
[Syd] it says
[Syd] Madcat has 19 good and 9 bad karma
[Syd] The BK never went up!
[Syd] This lieing bastard is lieing!
[Syd] And i have the proof!@
[Syd] And i have the proof!
[Syd] BEER!!
[Syd] Beer!
[Syd] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Syd
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Madcat this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (360 min/3000 c)
[Haengemie] I suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Madcat's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Madcat, you are hereby sentenced to spend 127 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 755 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (755c) as additional jail-time of 153 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.

Court adjourned at 1:40 on 31 Spring, 534