pcl_0534_187_18_57

Puddleby Court Log: 7 Summer, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 18:57

In the matter of Meriin v Stacey, accused of “you mortals can banish me”

Before the jurors: Maenygh, Callisto, Suu'ub III, Hoover, Tonle, ToriAnn, Fuzz, Torin

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Meriin] You can banish me.....................not
[Meriin] dream on
[Meriin] if you could
[Meriin] you would
[Meriin] but you cant
[Meriin] So
[Meriin] I am not scared of any penalty
[Meriin] you can give me
[Meriin] HAHAHAHAHA
[Meriin] Meriin spits on the motals
[Meriin] Meriin spits on the mortals
[Meriin] hahaah
[Meriin] curse me all you want
[Meriin] I always rebod
[Meriin] so
[Meriin] I am not scared
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Meriin] not done
[Meriin] sorta done
[Meriin] maybe done
[Meriin] ok ok done
[Meriin] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Meriin
[Haengemie] Stacey, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Stacey] Um
[Stacey] This really had nothing to do with me
[Stacey] WHy am I here?
[Stacey] WHat did I do?
[Stacey] Stacey shrugs
[Stacey] I think this ia all aboout Meriin
[Stacey] Who wants go get baniished
[Stacey] And he cant
[Stacey] Because there is sno sugh thing
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Stacey] And thankks for the gk, ppl
[Stacey] =D
[Stacey] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Stacey
[Haengemie] Meriin, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Meriin] A. there is such a thing >B I dont want to be banished but I know they cant and I want to see how much bk I get by doing this
[Meriin] this
[Meriin] lol gk
[Meriin] thats a good one
[Meriin] see
[Meriin] I think gods are pretty weak with coming hard on other gods
[Meriin] no matter what I do I dont get banished
[Meriin] other then that one
[Meriin] time
[Meriin] in a far far land
[Meriin] but thats another story
[Meriin] MAX PENalty if you darn
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Meriin] wow make me evil again
[Meriin] been there done that
[Meriin] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Meriin
[Haengemie] Stacey, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Stacey] Well...
[Stacey] I think I have preetty much said it all
[Stacey] but I think myself has something to witness
[Stacey] witness: Myself
[Haengemie] Thank you, Stacey
[Haengemie] Myself, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Myself. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Myself, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Myself] stacey is nice and has nothing to do with this silly trial
[Myself] stacey is nice and has nothing to do with this silly trial
[Myself] i am not sure in what way she is involved in this
[Myself] but it is not her fault Meriin hasent gotten banished
[Myself] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Myself
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Meriin this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jury, please note: one prior conviction in the past year.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Meriin's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Meriin, you are hereby sentenced to spend 45 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 500 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (500c) as additional jail-time of 102 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.

Court adjourned at 20:11 on 7 Summer, 534