pcl_0534_199_08_58
Puddleby Court Log: 19 Summer, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 08:58
In the matter of Mya v Ther' Anger, accused of “giving bad karma for giggling ”
Before the jurors: Fuzz, Thuja, Iho, Noah, Phineas, Sleipnir, Reye, K'Pyn, Koric, Angel, Alces
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.
[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Mya] Ther'Anger gave me bad karma twice for giggling and Arocet, Mythica, Grandor Durin, Mouser were all witnesses
[Mya] witness: Mouser
[Haengemie] Thank you, Mya
[Haengemie] Mouser, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Mouser. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Mouser, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Mouser] I saw Ther anger give Mya bk for saying "teehee"
[Mouser] he told her specifically that that was the reason
[Mouser] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Mouser
[Haengemie] Ther' Anger, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Ther' Anger] As you all know, sylvans have sensitive ears. High pitched sounds are chaotic to our membranes.
[Ther' Anger] Her constant giggling presented a hostile enviroment which constitutes harassment.
[Ther' Anger] I took the first step that a certain person named "Dealing with annoying people" recommended
[Ther' Anger] Which was karma.
[Ther' Anger] I defended myself in a situation that was offensive to myself.
[Ther' Anger] I warned her few times
[Ther' Anger] she would nto heed
[Ther' Anger] she had mailicious intent to damage my hearing.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Ther' Anger] done.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Ther' Anger
[Haengemie] Mya, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Mya] i was only laughing at myself for not being able to hit the wendy, everyoen hears me
[Mya] giggle and no one is complaining...laughing cures the soul
[Mya] i laugh and cheer others up
[Mya] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Mya
[Haengemie] Ther' Anger, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Ther' Anger] Mya's giggling was directed at me with no other purpose but to be a nuisance
[Ther' Anger] She looked at me right in the eyes, and in her shrilling voice tee-heed as high as she could obtain.
[Ther' Anger] As you all can see mya is harassing me.
[Ther' Anger] First with the giggling
[Ther' Anger] now with this needless courtcase.
[Ther' Anger] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Ther' Anger
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.
[Haengemie] Mya this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Mya's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.
[Haengemie] MyaThis court has decided to place Mya on probation for a period of 3 months.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.
Court adjourned at 9:43 on 19 Summer, 534