pcl_0534_262_04_04

Puddleby Court Log: 82 Summer, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 04:04

In the matter of Lite v Chum, accused of “being made of Fudge.”

Before the jurors: Cutlas, Koriel Fishbind, Aeris, Althea, Gimli, Fleming, Marine, ShadowSky, Brient, Catch, Polgara

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Lite] well
[Lite] Chum sin't really fudge
[Lite] But sometimes he acts like it
[Lite] Like getting others to do his dirty work
[Lite] I saw him command Gandor durin to kill ther' Anger
[Lite] I agree with killin ther' anger
[Lite] witness: gaiaa
[Haengemie] Thank you, Lite
[Haengemie] Gaiaa, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Gaiaa. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Gaiaa, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Gaiaa] Gaiaa power.
[Gaiaa] Gaiaa power.
[Gaiaa] Well, Lite called me as his witness...
[Gaiaa] Chum has one thing in mind, raping little children...
[Gaiaa] One day, as I was strolling little Billy, an orphan boy, through the park..
[Gaiaa] ...Chum came up from behind a big tree with a mask of a Feral on and scared poor Billy.
[Gaiaa] Then, he took out his poking stick and started poking him...
[Gaiaa] And that's why little Billy is no more...
[Gaiaa] Gaiaa wipes away a tear.
[Gaiaa] That Chum..
[Gaiaa] Gaiaa points to the one in the box.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Gaiaa] Chum has a fudgey ego!
[Gaiaa] Sentence him for being such a fiend.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Gaiaa
[Gaiaa] Fiend!
[Gaiaa] FIEND
[Gaiaa] NO THANK YOU
[Haengemie] Chum, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Chum] Ok..
[Chum] As my first witness
[Chum] I would like to call...
[Chum] Witness: Chum
[Haengemie] Thank you, Chum
[Haengemie] Chum, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Lite, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Lite] well
[Lite] another thing
[Lite] I don't think it's fair
[Lite] He offered a rune stick to the first person to kill Ther'
[Lite] I admit ther is not my favorite person
[Lite] but still
[Lite] thats a big item
[Lite] for killing ther
[Lite] witness: Ther' Anger
[Haengemie] Thank you, Lite
[Haengemie] Ther' Anger, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Ther' Anger. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Ther' Anger, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Ther' Anger] Yes Chum did scream out "First one to Kill Ther'Anger receives a ruin stone."
[Ther' Anger] doh
[Ther' Anger] Yes Chum did scream out "First one to Kill Ther'Anger receives a ruin stone."
[Ther' Anger] But thats not what this trial is about
[Ther' Anger] this trial is what Chum is filled with
[Ther' Anger] which is fudge
[Ther' Anger] We all know Chum is fileld with something brown and gooey
[Ther' Anger] but its definitely not fudge
[Ther' Anger] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Ther' Anger
[Haengemie] Chum, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Chum] I am not filled with fudge, or poop, as Ther' Anger is implying.
[Chum] I am filled with a Teletubbie
[Chum] He tells me to hurt people
[Chum] He told me to kill Ther' Anger
[Chum] I was fallen at the moment
[Chum] So I politely asked anyone to kill Ther' Anger
[Chum] For a rune stick.
[Chum] I plead "Not Guilty" as I was Under The Influence of a Teletubbie.
[Chum] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Chum
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Lite this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (240 min/2000 c)
[Haengemie] I suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Lite's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Lite, you are hereby sentenced to spend 67 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 1090 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (1071c) as additional jail-time of 135 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 5:19 on 82 Summer, 534