pcl_0535_270_13_32

Puddleby Court Log: 90 Summer, year 535 of The Ascendancy. 13:32

In the matter of Iho v Tarfette, accused of “hitting me with her club.”

Before the jurors: Zyloth, Mephisto, Lilit, Eva, Cutlas, Thog, Hashak, Doc, Phineas.

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Iho] Hi my friends. Sorry for taking your time.
[Iho] I wana prove you that Tarfette is dangerous and shouldn't be free in Puddleby
[Iho] A few minutes earlier...
[Iho] She started to insult me and some of my good friends
[Iho] I told her to go away, but she didn't
[Iho] After that warning, she hit me on the head dangerously
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Iho] It's a good thing I can be here to talk to you
[Iho] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Iho
[Haengemie] Tarfette, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Tarfette] The world is worst off because of you, Iho!
[Tarfette] I mean what a wuss!
[Tarfette] come on now...
[Tarfette] I'm a girl for cryin out loud
[Tarfette] it was a love tap
[Tarfette] honest
[Tarfette] cause he told me to shut up
[Tarfette] and I dont take kindly to strangers tellin me to shut up
[Tarfette] i was innocently greeting fellow members in Puddleby
[Tarfette] and he tells me to shut up
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Tarfette] so i gave him a warnin ;0)
[Tarfette] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Tarfette
[Haengemie] Iho, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Iho] Ippon saw her, it wasn't a love tap. She did this because she is just... hum... nuts is the word.
[Iho] witness: Ippon
[Haengemie] Thank you, Iho
[Haengemie] Ippon, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Ippon. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Ippon, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Ippon] nasty fog
[Ippon] 11/13/99 11:22:52p (Tarfette puts out her middle finger in Iho's direction.)
[Ippon] 11/13/99 11:24:28p Iho says, "Go away Tarfette, leave me alone"
[Ippon] 11/13/99 11:24:43p Tarfette exclaims, "You ae the ugliest exile I've ever seen, Ippon!"
[Ippon] 11/13/99 11:25:22p (Tarfette hits Iho with her club.)
[Ippon] Tarfette was being a bitch
[Ippon] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Ippon
[Haengemie] Tarfette, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Tarfette] first of all:
[Tarfette] "Ippon conks Tarfette with a greymyr rock candy."
[Tarfette] second of all, so what?
[Tarfette] i was being nice to them
[Tarfette] if they can't see that, thats their wussy problems.
[Tarfette] the darshak never cared when i talked to them this way
[Tarfette] maybe Puddleby will be better off when they take over ;0)
[Tarfette] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Tarfette
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Tarfette this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Tarfette's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Tarfette, you are hereby sentenced to spend 28 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 111 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (109c) as additional jail-time of 15 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 14:43 on 90 Summer, 535