pcl_0536_001_10_51

Puddleby Court Log: 1 Winter, year 536 of The Ascendancy. 10:51

In the matter of Prue v Vagile, accused of “assault with a poisoned witch sticker”

Before the jurors: Crunch, Hawkthorn, Bones

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Prue] that....
[Prue] Pirate!
[Prue] she stabbed me
[Prue] for money
[Prue] with poison even
[Prue] look at me
[Prue] gah!
[Prue] what a world
[Prue] vengeance
[Prue] punish
[Prue] Prue gurgles
[Prue] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Prue
[Haengemie] Vagile, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Vagile] She didn't even stand for the judge. She has no respect.
[Vagile] Witch stabbing is a time honored sport
[Vagile] Vagile stabbed her
[Vagile] Vagile shows her witch stabber
[Vagile] See how clean it is?
[Vagile] no poison at all
[Vagile] witness babajaga
[Vagile] Vagile surreptitously licks her lizard.
[Vagile] witness: babajaga
[Haengemie] Thank you, Vagile
[Haengemie] Babajaga, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Babajaga. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Babajaga, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Babajaga] Prue does
[Babajaga] She poisoned herself that is clear
[Babajaga] I was saved from eating a poisoned cookie Prue made
[Babajaga] She is getting sloppy with her things
[Babajaga] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Babajaga
[Haengemie] Prue, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Prue] Blobajaga is clearly in cahoots with the vile anti-witch conspiracy
[Prue] she tried poisoning me once too
[Prue] and just look
[Prue] Prue shows the jury a poison stained hole in her shirt
[Prue] just ask Binky
[Prue] witness Binky
[Prue] witness: Binky
[Haengemie] Thank you, Prue
[Haengemie] Binky, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Binky. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Binky, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Binky] Regardless of who manufactured teh poison
[Binky] This fact is clear, vagile did stab Prue in town cetner
[Binky] She claimed it was a "hired hit"
[Binky] Prue did nothing to provoke this outburst
[Binky] For once, she was "innoncent"
[Binky] Vagile is a danger to the citizens
[Binky] And needs to be stopped
[Binky] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Binky
[Haengemie] Vagile, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Vagile] Stabbing a witch is not against the law. It is an encouraged past time.
[Vagile] Binky is drunk.
[Vagile] p[arnets are proud when their kids come home and say they stabbed a witch
[Vagile] parnets are proud when their kids come home and say they stabbed a witch
[Vagile] parents are proud when their kids come home and say they stabbed a witch
[Vagile] Vagile stabbed prue
[Vagile] but did not use poison
[Vagile] which is clearly against the rules
[Vagile] Vagile shows her witch stabber which has no posion on it
[Vagile] Prue is SO faking it
[Vagile] Vagile would laugh
[Vagile] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Vagile
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Vagile this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Vagile's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Vagile, you are hereby sentenced to spend 56 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 373 coins.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 11:47 on 1 Winter, 536