pcl_0536_064_11_53

Puddleby Court Log: 64 Winter, year 536 of The Ascendancy. 11:53

In the matter of Edge Eblan v Fuzz, accused of “talking about my momma”

Before the jurors: Lumpy, Entil'Zha, Noah, Jade, Bill, Death Stalker, Secrid

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Edge Eblan ] Well, as I said Fuzz was talking about my momma he said he was going to do such such to her. And that pissed me off.People should not talk about people's mommas.
[Edge Eblan ] me off.People should not talk about people's mommas.
[Edge Eblan ] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Edge Eblan
[Haengemie] Fuzz, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Fuzz] edge eblan has been slandering me/bking ever since i got in to town square,and because of this i only felt that one good comment deserves another...
[Fuzz] i didnt say i would do anything to his mother
[Fuzz] and theres no reason for him to call me
[Fuzz] which he did
[Fuzz] as soon as i arrived in town square
[Fuzz] hes a snert
[Fuzz] nuff 'said
[Fuzz] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Fuzz
[Haengemie] Edge Eblan , you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Edge Eblan ] well the bk that is because of him talking about my momma yes you did witness:Juvenile
[Edge Eblan ] well the bk that is because of him talking about my momma yes you did witness: Juvenile
[Edge Eblan ] well the bk that is because of him talking about my momma yes you did witness : Juvenile
[Edge Eblan ] well the bk that is because of him talking about my momma yes you did witness Juvenile
[Edge Eblan ] hmm
[Edge Eblan ] how do i call a witness?
[Edge Eblan ] witness
[Edge Eblan ] Juvenile
[Edge Eblan ] Witness : Juvenile
[Edge Eblan ] witness: Juvenile
[Haengemie] Thank you, Edge Eblan
[Haengemie] Juvenile, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Juvenile. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Juvenile, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Juvenile] well
[Juvenile] well
[Juvenile] well
[Juvenile] Edge was pissy
[Juvenile] cause Artesia killed him in hive
[Juvenile] cause she a bitch
[Juvenile] but
[Juvenile] he took it out on Fuzz
[Juvenile] cause
[Juvenile] he dun like Fuzz
[Juvenile] did I mention artesia is a bitch?
[Juvenile] she tried to kill me
[Juvenile] anyway
[Juvenile] mmm food
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Juvenile] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Juvenile
[Haengemie] Fuzz, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Fuzz] Edge Eblan says, "Fuzzisgay Fuzz Fuzz Fuzz Fuzz Fuzz Fuzz Fuzz Fuzz"
[Fuzz] this is just a sample of the slander
[Fuzz] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Fuzz
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Edge Eblan this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (240 min/2000 c)
[Haengemie] I suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Edge Eblan 's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Edge Eblan , you are hereby sentenced to spend 122 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 757 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (757c) as additional jail-time of 96 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] In addition, Edge Eblan , I'm going to banish you from the city limits for 2 days.
[Haengemie] After you've served your jail-sentence, I suggest you sneak out of town quietly, and don't let the guards catch you.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 12:44 on 64 Winter, 536