pcl_0537_008_20_14

Puddleby Court Log: 8 Winter, year 537 of The Ascendancy. 20:14

In the matter of Bullingbrook v Malkor, accused of “help us get Gimli out of the jury box.”

Before the jurors: Chimba

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Bullingbrook] Sorry to bother you all. Gimli was stuck in the jury box. No gods around to help.
[Bullingbrook] Please vote innocent (I'd rather not have a friv lawsuit on my head).
[Bullingbrook] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Bullingbrook
[Haengemie] Malkor, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelivant.
[Malkor] Malkor teleports.
[Malkor] Hmm…
[Malkor] No?
[Malkor] Ok…
[Malkor] Gimli is trapped as a juror.
[Malkor] Please, help him get off eternal jury duty by voting frivolous.
[Malkor] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Malkor
[Haengemie] Bullingbrook, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelivant.
[Bullingbrook] Er... I'd prefer innocent to frivelous :-)
[Bullingbrook] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Bullingbrook
[Haengemie] Malkor, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelivant.
[Malkor] But this is clearly a frivolous case.
[Malkor] done
[Malkor] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Malkor
[Malkor] done
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Malkor this court finds you innocent. You are free to go.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.