pcl_0537_163_09_07

Puddleby Court Log: 73 Spring, year 537 of The Ascendancy. 09:07

In the matter of sartikus v Ledward Vicious, accused of “sexual harrasment”

Before the jurors: Chimba, Entil'Zha, Valtrim, Cyrril Co'Fei, Zippy, Noah, Seia, Achates

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[sartikus] ledward has been very mean to me
[sartikus] he checked out parts of my body…
[sartikus] 4/11/00 7:29:31p (Ledward Vicious checks out the purple juggies)
[sartikus] he calls my breasts purple
[sartikus] after i repeatedly asked him to stop
[sartikus] althus tried to stop him but couldn`t
[sartikus] and this is very innaprpriate
[sartikus] witness: myself
[Haengemie] Thank you, sartikus
[Haengemie] Myself, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Myself. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Myself, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelivant.
[Myself] I was there
[Myself] I was there when this started
[Myself] sartikus was explanning to people in town how she has a rare shirt that chages colors
[Myself] and LedwardVicious came up with a much cruder explantaion for the color change
[Myself] and he persisted to chase sartikus around town yelling things I'm not sure I'm alloud to reapeat
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Myself] thank you for your time, Your honer
[Myself] Done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Myself
[Haengemie] Ledward Vicious, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelivant.
[Ledward Vicious] Now, is admiring a womans body such a crime?
[Ledward Vicious] and I mean look at her, the're purple!
[Ledward Vicious] am i the only one?
[Ledward Vicious] Also, she never once said stop, she just kept on yelling help, so i was trying to help her...
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Ledward Vicious] Never once did i touch her, and is juggies a really goriffic thing i could have said more...
[Haengemie] Thank you, Ledward Vicious
[Ledward Vicious] done
[Ledward Vicious] ok
[Haengemie] sartikus, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelivant.
[sartikus] this is very inaprpriate and from what many of you may have seen he should be punished severely
[sartikus] i must pay heed to althus for helping me thank you
[sartikus] he kept him from getting at me
[sartikus] witness: Althus
[Haengemie] Thank you, sartikus
[Haengemie] Althus, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Althus. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Althus, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelivant.
[Althus] I saw the whole thing, from beginning to end
[Althus] the defendant acted rudely, and committed said crime
[Althus] I did my best to help sartikus in any way I could.
[Althus] but Ledward would not stop pursuing her
[Althus] I disagree with his earlier statement
[Althus] ant one point, she did tell him to leave her alone
[Althus] at one point, she did tell him to leave her alone
[Althus] Althus checks his logs.
[Althus] Althus grins sheepishly.
[Althus] I can't find it at the moment
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Althus] and I don't want to waste any more of you time
[Althus] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Althus
[Haengemie] Ledward Vicious, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelivant.
[Ledward Vicious] You cannot find it because it is not there!
[Ledward Vicious] I would like you to look at her, i am telling the truth, they are purple
[Ledward Vicious] has it gotten so bad that you can't even tell the Truth here anymore?
[Ledward Vicious] what has happened to out soceity?
[Ledward Vicious] anyways, i was drunk™
[Ledward Vicious] BEER!
[Ledward Vicious] BEER!
[Ledward Vicious] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Ledward Vicious
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Ledward Vicious this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Ledward Vicious's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Ledward Vicious, you are hereby sentenced to spend 45 minutes in the Puddleby jail.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 10:13 on 73 Spring, 537