pcl_0537_237_16_00

Puddleby Court Log: 57 Summer, year 537 of The Ascendancy. 16:00

In the matter of Madcat v Relkin, accused of “hurting billiam emossionally”

Before the jurors: Kojiro, Kard, Bigfat, Trillium, Vintus, Myself, Alorthia, Chimba, Al Capone

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Madcat] i was in town when this started poor Billiam coul no longer keep his love for relkin bottled
[Madcat] he was being very kind to him
[Madcat] and was treated with much disrespect
[Madcat] witness: Billiam
[Haengemie] Thank you, Madcat
[Haengemie] Billiam, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Billiam. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Billiam, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Billiam] well, I was subtle at first, not wanting to startle him
[Billiam] I was very...quiet about it at first
[Billiam] then I just let it all out and told him, but made no advances
[Billiam] he refused me outright, and I was a bit shocked and mortified, and very heart-broken
[Billiam] and I still could just not love him, so I followed him and tried to persuade him
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Haengemie] Thank you, Billiam
[Billiam] he rejected me so I kept at it
[Haengemie] Relkin, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Relkin] I dont understand what this is all about, I was about to take Billiam to court for harrasment
[Relkin] all he says is true, I guess
[Relkin] It proves he harrased me
[Relkin] I tryed to avoid him,
[Relkin] and he followed me, touching me
[Relkin] and making suggestive comments
[Relkin] I cant help it if Im so sexy...
[Relkin] but Im married!
[Relkin] as a witness to the harrasment
[Relkin] I call...
[Relkin] Slayer,
[Relkin] witness:Slayer
[Relkin] witness: Slayer
[Haengemie] Thank you, Relkin
[Haengemie] Slayer, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Slayer. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Slayer, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Slayer] Bill always tried to corner relkin!
[Slayer] Bill always tried to corner Relkin!
[Slayer] and would try to kiss him
[Slayer] saying:
[Slayer] smooch
[Slayer] and kissy kissy
[Slayer] it was quite gross
[Slayer] and relkin has been abused!
[Slayer] and Relkin ran avoiding him
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Slayer] but he wouldnt stop!
[Slayer] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Slayer
[Haengemie] Madcat, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Madcat] this is funny
[Madcat] this is just pure funny
[Madcat] it`s just a game i guess
[Madcat] Madcat grinz™
[Madcat] thank you, Hunter
[Madcat] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Madcat
[Haengemie] Relkin, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Relkin] ahh thank you for saying that Slayer, I was too mortified to give the examples, some are even...worse
[Relkin] I had another iwtness, but I dont think I need ot defend my self against such ridiculous charges
[Relkin] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Relkin
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Madcat this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (240 min/2000 c)
[Haengemie] I suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Madcat's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Madcat, you are hereby sentenced to spend 160 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 400 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (400c) as additional jail-time of 52 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 17:00 on 57 Summer, 537