pcl_0537_241_14_45

Puddleby Court Log: 61 Summer, year 537 of The Ascendancy. 14:45

In the matter of Chriz v Baffina, accused of “Excessive Cussing, Using Karma to Cuss at me”

Before the jurors: Nestor, Garibaldi, Artworx, Runner, Darnok, Chimba, Malkor, Dar

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Chriz] Ok
[Chriz] here's the case
[Chriz] i was hunting in the NE feilds
[Chriz] when Baffina comes by and trys to leada hooded corpse on to me
[Chriz] then when he gets killed by his own doing
[Chriz] he cusses at me
[Chriz] so i ignore him
[Chriz] then he uses karma to cuss at me
[Chriz] and there's my case of harrasment
[Chriz] he also follows me around now
[Chriz] done.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Chriz
[Haengemie] Baffina, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Baffina] Chriz pulled me into an undine and got me killed so I cursed him
[Baffina] I was not trying to lead it to him, he could have left at anytime
[Baffina] I was there first
[Baffina] This is a bad joke
[Baffina] he just ran around me saying "uyhhh"
[Baffina] and then pulled me into undine when i was red
[Baffina] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Baffina
[Haengemie] Chriz, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Chriz] yes your the bad joke trying to kill me. This is serious. you where trying to kill me, and got your self killed in the proces
[Chriz] you where trying to kill me, and got your self killed in the proces
[Chriz] ...
[Chriz] he is not telling the trtuh
[Chriz] he got killed in the process and he deserved it
[Chriz] for trying to kill me
[Chriz] i shall not waste any more timer
[Chriz] i shall not waste any more time
[Chriz] Done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Chriz
[Haengemie] Baffina, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Baffina] I led the undine around in a circle, chriz would not help me fight it even when i asked him to hit it, he just kept chasing me
[Baffina] he just kept chasing me
[Baffina] and then got me killed as he played his "undine" zombie game "uhhh"
[Baffina] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Baffina
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Baffina this court finds you innocent. You are free to go.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.