pcl_0537_322_20_18

Puddleby Court Log: 52 Autumn, year 537 of The Ascendancy. 20:18

In the matter of Vagile v Suu'ub III, accused of “Conspiracy for Public Indecency”

Before the jurors: Althea, Lugh, Goric, Peet, Sylune, Crippler, Prue

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Vagile] Suuub, Fuzz and Terenas were all involved in behavior which should not be condoned.
[Vagile] If they want to act in that manner they can do it privately. They have no reason to make it public.
[Vagile] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Vagile
[Haengemie] Suu'ub III, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Suu'ub III] No right to make it public? I invaded Fuzz's genitals involuntarily. No right to make it public? I invaded Fuzz's genitals involuntarily and he didn't like it. Court, BAM.Court, BAM.
[Suu'ub III] er
[Suu'ub III] heh
[Suu'ub III] No right to make it public? I invaded Fuzz's genitals involuntarily and he didn't like it. Court, BAM.
[Suu'ub III] I spoofed your court systems because I CAN
[Suu'ub III] Now this stupid trial's keeping me from getting my 4-way marriage license with 4 other guys
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Suu'ub III] Why? Because I CAN
[Suu'ub III] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Suu'ub III
[Haengemie] Vagile, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Vagile] Let's show all 3 that the court can work as intended.
[Vagile] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Vagile
[Haengemie] Suu'ub III, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Suu'ub III] Vagile-- why do you keep talking? Who's gonna side with me anyways?
[Suu'ub III] I raped fuzz, blah.
[Suu'ub III] He's frivolous, I win. because i'm god
[Suu'ub III] Now I wait until it goes to 10 seconds and call Terenas as a witness to waste more time
[Suu'ub III] Why? because I CAN >:]
[Suu'ub III] Oh hell, I'm bored
[Suu'ub III] Witness: Terenas
[Haengemie] Thank you, Suu'ub III
[Haengemie] Terenas, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Terenas. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Terenas, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Terenas] Well, if there is one frivolous case in history its this one.
[Terenas] Well, if there is one frivolous case in history its this one.
[Terenas] Well, if there is one frivolous case in history its this one.
[Terenas] According to testimony
[Terenas] Fuzz claimed suuub raped him
[Terenas] my testimony supported that
[Terenas] Jurors must act based on TESTIMONY
[Terenas] Vagile is opposing the courts decision
[Terenas] that is fine
[Terenas] But I think someone who sued someone for raping him
[Terenas] and is sentenced because of the nature of the case
[Terenas] is of little frivolty
[Terenas] compared to
[Terenas] suing someone because of public discourse
[Terenas] this is silly nonsense
[Terenas] Suu'ub just got away with rape
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Terenas] and to say the least
[Terenas] vagile sues him for being an idiot
[Terenas] sigh
[Haengemie] Thank you, Terenas
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Suu'ub III this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Suu'ub III's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Suu'ub III, you are hereby sentenced to spend 20 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 785 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (724c) as additional jail-time of 92 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] In addition, Suu'ub III, I'm going to banish you from the city limits for 4 days.
[Haengemie] After you've served your jail-sentence, I suggest you sneak out of town quietly, and don't let the guards catch you.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 21:06 on 52 Autumn, 537