pcl_0538_040_12_48

Puddleby Court Log: 40 Winter, year 538 of The Ascendancy. 12:48

In the matter of Amelia v Althus, accused of “Being a royal pain in the butt”

Before the jurors: Mayo, Kamik, Cobalt, Fuzz, Kaitlyn, Horatio, Kwet

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Amelia] Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, we sit here today because of a very annoying Sylvan.
[Amelia] Aye, Althus is in my clan, aye, we were/are friends...
[Amelia] But he repeatedly insulted me in town.
[Amelia] All because I wanted to go sprig hunting with him, and he would not get up.
[Amelia] Doesn't seem real fair to me.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Amelia] Said I was foolish and didn't have guts
[Amelia] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Amelia
[Haengemie] Althus, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Althus] All I was doing was taking a nap.
[Althus] My friend here, Amelia then decided to wake me, rather rudely.
[Althus] I suggested, jokingly of course that she sue me.
[Althus] I didn't think she would, since such a case is obviously frivolous.
[Althus] But she did, anyways.
[Althus] That's why you're here.
[Althus] I would suggest an innocent verdict, definitely not friv or guilty.
[Althus] I am sorry for wasting your time.
[Althus] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Althus
[Haengemie] Amelia, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Amelia] I tried to wake him, I do not deny that.
[Amelia] But not rudely.
[Amelia] I asked him...
[Amelia] and then I joked around with him...
[Amelia] And then he told me to sue him.
[Amelia] I played around with that for a while...
[Amelia] And then he started calling me names and I walked away....
[Amelia] My husband, Alarci(Lancelot), told me that he said we would not have the "guts" to come and do this.
[Amelia] That blew my last nerve.
[Amelia] Thus... The trial
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Amelia] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Amelia
[Haengemie] Althus, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Althus] I do not recall any namecalling; but if I did, I apologize.
[Althus] I also apologize to the Jury for this waste of your time.
[Althus] It may be my fault, it may not be.
[Althus] But this isn't what the court system is for.
[Althus] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Althus
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Amelia this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (240 min/2000 c)
[Haengemie] I suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Amelia's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Amelia, you are hereby sentenced to spend 162 minutes in the Puddleby jail.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 13:30 on 40 Winter, 538