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Puddleby Court Log: 14 Spring, year 538 of The Ascendancy. 10:00

In the matter of Thagor v Cyrril Co'Fei, accused of “bribery and a disgrace to exiles”

Before the jurors: Phiros, Anselm, Indigo, Slinky, Xeval

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Thagor] Hello, members of the jury.
[Thagor] Sorry to call you all the way out here.
[Thagor] But Cyrril here is a disgrace to us all.
[Thagor] He bribes jurors!
[Thagor] And thinks he can get away with it.
[Thagor] * Puddleby Court is now in session.
[Thagor] * Cyrril Co'Fei v Zaroff,
[Thagor] accused of BK'ing me twice/whining for having same shirt as him.
[Thagor] Once this case went into session, Zaroff was found guilty.
[Thagor] Zaroff might not the the noblest Exile, but he still is one of us.
[Thagor] Cyrril here bribed the jury and I seak justice!
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Thagor] Thank you for now.
[Thagor] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Thagor
[Haengemie] Cyrril Co'Fei, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Cyrril Co'Fei] I am not this account's owner, the owner is asleep right now!!!
[Cyrril Co'Fei] I'm his younger cousin, I don't know what to do here...
[Cyrril Co'Fei] I suppose just stand up for myself
[Cyrril Co'Fei] but, bribery?
[Cyrril Co'Fei] disgrace to exiles?
[Cyrril Co'Fei] everyone I've met recently seems to like me
[Cyrril Co'Fei] how am I a disgrace then?
[Cyrril Co'Fei] witness asmely
[Cyrril Co'Fei] witness: asmely
[Haengemie] Thank you, Cyrril Co'Fei
[Haengemie] Asmely, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Asmely. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Asmely, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Asmely] 'lo
[Asmely] 'lo
[Asmely] what I saw was Cyrril was in town just minding his own business
[Asmely] getting Algernon to share him and all tha
[Asmely] getting Algernon to share him and all that
[Asmely] then Thagor say "Cyrril is evil"
[Asmely] a bunch of other stuff happens that isn't necesary
[Asmely] a bunch of other stuff happens that isn't necessary
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Asmely] basically Thagor is sueing Cyrril for sueing Zaroff
[Asmely] briebery and being a disgrace is bull
[Asmely] bribery and being a disgrace is bull
[Haengemie] Thank you, Asmely
[Haengemie] Thagor, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Thagor] What is this jibberish he speaks of, account and owner... He knows what he has done and makes lies to cover up for it I tells ya!
[Thagor] to cover up for it I tells ya!
[Thagor] As for Asmely she is just a confused little girl who got mixed up in this.
[Thagor] These events have been going on for a while.
[Thagor] and ooc: this court is in character so even if cyrril is not the real one his character still did the deeds
[Thagor] I just would like to see some justice 'round here.
[Thagor] Is that too much to ask?
[Thagor] No lies, just sheer confidentiallity and justice.
[Thagor] I am sure all of you would like this, no?
[Thagor] Well, thank you for your time sorry if I intruded on your hunts.
[Thagor] Thagor bows.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Thagor] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Thagor
[Haengemie] Cyrril Co'Fei, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Cyrril Co'Fei] My cousin just woke up, he's going to finish this up
[Cyrril Co'Fei] I'm getting my own account soon
[Cyrril Co'Fei] watch for me ad Danikin
[Cyrril Co'Fei] as
[Cyrril Co'Fei] OK
[Cyrril Co'Fei] hey all
[Cyrril Co'Fei] this is crap
[Cyrril Co'Fei] he's suing me for suing Zaroff
[Cyrril Co'Fei] who I sued for BK'in m,e and whining I had the same shirt as him
[Cyrril Co'Fei] It was found friv and I paid for it
[Cyrril Co'Fei] so tell this childinsh person where to stick his court case
[Cyrril Co'Fei] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Cyrril Co'Fei
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Thagor this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jury, please note: one prior conviction in the past year.
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (240 min/2000 c)
[Haengemie] I suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Thagor's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Thagor, you are hereby sentenced to spend 96 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 220 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (220c) as additional jail-time of 29 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 11:00 on 14 Spring, 538