pcl_0538_127_08_27

Puddleby Court Log: 37 Spring, year 538 of The Ascendancy. 08:27

In the matter of Braindead v Gandor Durin, accused of “indifference, pointing out Compla isnt for suing”

Before the jurors: Aldynes, Dar, Crippler, Kariatholion, Jessie, Gimli, Mario OneEye, Mad Mark

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Braindead] Ok,
[Braindead] I was sitting in town talking to Gandor here,
[Braindead] And all over a sudden he shrugs "indiffernetly"
[Braindead] I mean, I was talking about a very serious matter,
[Braindead] And he just shruged it off
[Braindead] And then...
[Braindead] When I went to sue him about it,
[Braindead] I went to Compla
[Braindead] And he called me a moron becuase I didnt know where to go
[Braindead] I just... I just cant handle these putdowns!
[Braindead] Braindead sobs
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Braindead] *sniff*
[Braindead] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Braindead
[Haengemie] Gandor Durin, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Gandor Durin] First let me start off by saying....
[Gandor Durin] *&^%#$&*%#$&^%#&^%$!!
[Gandor Durin] And furthermore...
[Gandor Durin] This is a waste of time, and he IS a moron!
[Gandor Durin] Gandor Durin shrugs indifferently
[Gandor Durin] Alright I'm done wasting your time
[Gandor Durin] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Gandor Durin
[Haengemie] Braindead, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Braindead] Braindead gaps and sobs some more
[Braindead] Braindead gasps and sobs some more
[Braindead] Gandor is so insensitive!
[Braindead] What did I do to him?
[Braindead] I tried to have a normal conversation, thats what!
[Braindead] And then he starts shrugging me off and putting me down
[Braindead] And then he opens his testimony with curses!
[Braindead] This is unheard of!
[Braindead] My virgin ears have be defiled!
[Braindead] Gandor is responsible for the corruption of so many young exiles,
[Braindead] He needs to be put away!
[Braindead] Braindead weeps
[Braindead] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Braindead
[Haengemie] Gandor Durin, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Gandor Durin] Um...
[Gandor Durin] I was sitting in town...
[Gandor Durin] And then I was sued for moving my shoulder blades.
[Gandor Durin] Bah!
[Gandor Durin] Well erm...
[Gandor Durin] I'll take this time to...
[Gandor Durin] %Name show%s %his feral head to everyone.
[Gandor Durin] eh well this is just not right
[Gandor Durin] so I'm done
[Gandor Durin] You know what to do! (I hope)
[Gandor Durin] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Gandor Durin
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Braindead this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (240 min/2000 c)
[Haengemie] I suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Braindead's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Braindead, you are hereby sentenced to spend 50 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 75 coins.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 9:15 on 37 Spring, 538