pcl_0538_250_15_43

Puddleby Court Log: 70 Summer, year 538 of The Ascendancy. 15:43

In the matter of Cyrril Co'Fei v Althus, accused of “attempted murder”

Before the jurors: Yazza, Noah, Mario OneEye, John Junkar, Sadraz, Zen

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Cyrril Co'Fei] Heddo everyone
[Cyrril Co'Fei] I was seeting in town a while ago
[Cyrril Co'Fei] When I figgered I would write some prayers to Ma'Kros
[Cyrril Co'Fei] I take a nap while I think
[Cyrril Co'Fei] when I come back, I am red on centur!
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Cyrril Co'Fei] I check my vision stones, and I see phiros, althus, and osmeone else I am leaving ou t of this push me to ocean
[Cyrril Co'Fei] dome
[Cyrril Co'Fei] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Cyrril Co'Fei
[Haengemie] Althus, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Althus] Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury.
[Althus] I apologize for this waste of your time.
[Althus] But... one thing comes to mind.
[Althus] How could Cyrril get on the boat without telling the merchant he wanted to?
[Althus] Eh?
[Althus] He got in the boat on his own two legs
[Althus] And from that point, I didn't do anything
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Althus] witness: Phiros
[Haengemie] Thank you, Althus
[Haengemie] Phiros, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Phiros. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Phiros, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Phiros] Phiros points to Althus
[Phiros] Phiros points to Althus
[Phiros] It was all him!! Wait, I mean, coda ASKED if we would help him
[Phiros] He was having trouble moving
[Phiros] Fog or something
[Phiros] and he was making a mak'ro to help him move
[Phiros] so...
[Phiros] there you have it
[Phiros] ...
[Phiros] wait a minute
[Phiros] I just remembered something
[Phiros] Its all Althus's fault
[Phiros] Coda is right
[Phiros] sorry
[Phiros] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Phiros
[Phiros] done
[Haengemie] Cyrril Co'Fei, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Cyrril Co'Fei] <ooc> I have cable modem, I never get fog unless it's CPU related, which a macro wouldn't help
[Cyrril Co'Fei] <ooc> and I alread have a movement macro
[Cyrril Co'Fei] How would you like to pray to a god of your choosing, and wake up to find that 2 of your "friends" had pushed you to somewhere where you could die?
[Cyrril Co'Fei] somewhere you clould die
[Cyrril Co'Fei] I would not like it
[Cyrril Co'Fei] I OD NOT LIKE IT!
[Cyrril Co'Fei] I DO NOT LIKE IT!
[Cyrril Co'Fei] and I am sure none of you would either
[Cyrril Co'Fei] and also, althus said something I cannot repeat right now
[Cyrril Co'Fei] but my responce to it is
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Cyrril Co'Fei] if you habd a child a loaded gun and he kills somone
[Cyrril Co'Fei] do we balme the child?
[Haengemie] Thank you, Cyrril Co'Fei
[Cyrril Co'Fei] no, we balme th gun owner
[Haengemie] Althus, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Althus] Well, what can I say?
[Althus] His closing argument put the blame solely on him.
[Althus] He gave me the opportunity
[Althus] By not making proper use of /sleep
[Althus] Also, as those of you with an SS may have noticed
[Althus] This court case has already slowed/held back Yazza from rescuing Panos.
[Althus] Do we accept this frivolous waste of time?
[Althus] Or do we punnish Cyrril for being a baby and not being able to take a joke? <G>
[Althus] And by the way, I paid his boat fare.
[Althus] witness: Malkor
[Haengemie] Thank you, Althus
[Haengemie] Malkor, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Malkor. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Malkor, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Malkor] Malkor looks indignatly at Althsu.
[Malkor] Malkor looks indignatly at Althus.
[Malkor] Althus thinks to you, "You betray me, you don get yer coins."
[Malkor] Hrmm.
[Malkor] I'd just like to say that I was bribed by Althus.
[Malkor] And he's really cheap.
[Malkor] I'm supposed to confirm his story.
[Malkor] 7/30/00 3:45:26a Althus hands you 7 coins.
[Malkor] But, he doesn't trust me.
[Malkor] So screw 'im. He tried to kill Cyrril.
[Malkor] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Malkor
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Althus this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Althus's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Althus, you are hereby sentenced to spend 32 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 246 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (46c) as additional jail-time of 7 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 17:02 on 70 Summer, 538