pcl_0538_357_04_48

Puddleby Court Log: 87 Autumn, year 538 of The Ascendancy. 04:48

In the matter of Cyrril Co'Fei v Althus, accused of “cutting him off in bed last night”

Before the jurors: Chris Rex, Slyph, Alces, Malkor

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Cyrril Co'Fei] Me and Althus were ya know... "hanging" in the Tor Inn last night
[Cyrril Co'Fei] And well, it was all goin good
[Cyrril Co'Fei] and then, just as it got REALLY good, he up and left
[Cyrril Co'Fei] IS THIS JUSTIE?!?!!?
[Cyrril Co'Fei] IS THIS JUSTCIE?!?!!?
[Cyrril Co'Fei] I'm so upset I can't even talk straidght
[Cyrril Co'Fei] Cyrril Co'Fei sobs
[Cyrril Co'Fei] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Cyrril Co'Fei
[Haengemie] Althus, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Althus] Many, many people have asked me my position on this pressing issue.
[Althus] To which I have responded:
[Althus] FeralStyle!!!!!!
[Althus] FeralStyle!!!!!!
[Althus] Everyone knows SHadowmutt is better in bed than Cyrril!
[Althus] Althus giggles.
[Althus] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Althus
[Haengemie] Cyrril Co'Fei, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Cyrril Co'Fei] Oh yeah, well that night I screamed out a name and you didn't hear, it was MASTER MA'TA!!!
[Cyrril Co'Fei] When's the last time shadowmutt screamed YOUR name!!!!
[Cyrril Co'Fei] Master Ma'Ta will always be better in bed than you
[Cyrril Co'Fei] he's pretty well hung if you know what I mean
[Cyrril Co'Fei] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Cyrril Co'Fei
[Haengemie] Althus, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Althus] Well... in that case... if you don't love me anymore...
[Althus] I've been cheating on you with KOPPI and SHADOWPUSS FOR THE PAST YEAR!!!!!
[Althus] MUA HA HA AH AH!
[Althus] How's that fee, Mystic boy?
[Althus] How's that feel, Mystic boy?
[Althus] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Althus
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Cyrril Co'Fei this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Cyrril Co'Fei's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Cyrril Co'Fei, you are hereby sentenced to spend 15 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 800 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (800c) as additional jail-time of 102 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] In addition, Cyrril Co'Fei, I'm going to banish you from the city limits for 6 days.
[Haengemie] After you've served your jail-sentence, I suggest you sneak out of town quietly, and don't let the guards catch you.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 5:25 on 87 Autumn, 538