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Puddleby Court Log: 87 Autumn, year 538 of The Ascendancy. 06:41

In the matter of Astor v Marfisa, accused of “spanking him hard for no apparent reason”

Before the jurors: Deado, Gooober, Slyph

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Astor] Well, there I was standing in town, and Marfisa just came up behind me and spanked me!
[Astor] Is this just or fair?
[Astor] No!
[Astor] This assault was painful and embarressing
[Astor] She deserves to be condemned
[Astor] Done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Astor
[Haengemie] Marfisa, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Marfisa] Marfisa leers lasciviously at Astor, the court officials, and the jury.
[Marfisa] he wanted it, I could tell.
[Marfisa] And I'lll spank all the rest of you, too.
[Marfisa] Why, Astor hasn't has a good spanking in ages.
[Marfisa] Look at that shit eating grin plastered all over his face!
[Marfisa] Marfisa spanks Bellefae over the witness box
[Marfisa] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Marfisa
[Haengemie] Astor, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Astor] Astor frowns.
[Astor] Listen to her!
[Astor] A Grin?!
[Astor] Does this look like a grin?
[Astor] Astor frowns harder for emphisis
[Astor] Marfisa need to go to jail. She needs time to think her crimes over
[Astor] Done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Astor
[Haengemie] Marfisa, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Marfisa] Everyone wants a little spankin from me, and when I finally ditch my vow of chastity and give it, they complain!
[Marfisa] All I can say is, Astor is damn sexy when he's complaining.
[Marfisa] Also, I have never seen a more appealing jury.
[Marfisa] Grrrr-ROW-elll!!
[Marfisa] Thank you all. Spankings available here.
[Marfisa] Marfisa spanks Bellafae again
[Marfisa] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Marfisa
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Marfisa this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Marfisa's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Marfisa, you are hereby sentenced to spend 40 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 666 coins.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 7:27 on 87 Autumn, 538