pcl_0539_013_01_36

Puddleby Court Log: 13 Winter, year 539 of The Ascendancy. 01:36

In the matter of Athran v Chocogirl, accused of “being an irritating nuisance in town.”

Before the jurors: Lilit, Baffette, Deadmeat, Romuli, Silenus, Tarf, Natas

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Athran] Athran sighs
[Athran] ladies and gentlemen...
[Athran] wait...okay...first off i'd like to say that I'm only doing this because I was asked to do it...
[Athran] ...
[Athran] gah...
[Athran] Athran freezes
[Athran] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Athran
[Haengemie] Chocogirl, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Chocogirl] ok...
[Chocogirl] i was being annoying in town
[Chocogirl] i eat children
[Chocogirl] yea and umm
[Chocogirl] i was being mean
[Chocogirl] so lock me up where i belong!
[Chocogirl] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Chocogirl
[Chocogirl] haha
[Haengemie] Athran, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Athran] witness: amrosar
[Haengemie] Thank you, Athran
[Athran] witness: amrosar
[Haengemie] Amrosar, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Amrosar. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Amrosar, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Amrosar] Amrosar yawns
[Amrosar] Chocogirl was making such a fuss about wanting to be in jail
[Amrosar] she was harassing people to sue her to get her in jail
[Amrosar] i dont know why......but she wants to go to jail
[Amrosar] so just vote guilty and the least amount of coins possible, thank you
[Amrosar] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Amrosar
[Haengemie] Chocogirl, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Chocogirl] umm
[Chocogirl] i wanna go to jail
[Chocogirl] ok?
[Chocogirl] so yeah put me in jail
[Chocogirl] im a harden criminal
[Chocogirl] so lock me up
[Chocogirl] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Chocogirl
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Athran this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (240 min/2000 c)
[Haengemie] I suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Athran's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Athran, you are hereby sentenced to spend 171 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 500 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (494c) as additional jail-time of 63 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] In addition, Athran, I'm going to banish you from the city limits for 6 days.
[Haengemie] After you've served your jail-sentence, I suggest you sneak out of town quietly, and don't let the guards catch you.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 2:21 on 13 Winter, 539