pcl_0539_015_15_09

Puddleby Court Log: 15 Winter, year 539 of The Ascendancy. 15:09

In the matter of Camo v Poor Impulse, accused of “BK bombing”

Before the jurors: Xaerus, Malkor, Kalian, Neige, alexander, Luminary

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Camo] PoorImpulse ha s repetedly given me BK for no reason
[Camo] also i have witnesses to speak for me
[Camo] and hes cuesing in public
[Camo] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Camo
[Haengemie] Poor Impulse, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Poor Impulse] jury, arent you just sick of these silly trails over bad karma? this is ridiculous!
[Poor Impulse] look, I have no idea who camo is. nor am I bombing him. yes, I have a lot of bad karma, no I don't know why.
[Poor Impulse] i just want to be left alone.
[Poor Impulse] witness: sombre
[Haengemie] Thank you, Poor Impulse
[Haengemie] Sombre, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Sombre. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Sombre, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Sombre] Your honor, and the jury
[Sombre] Your honor, and the jury
[Sombre] Camo has not proved that Poor Impulse has been giving him bad karma
[Sombre] additionally
[Sombre] bad karma is not a crime
[Sombre] and I think if Camo wouldn't raise such a stink about getting bad karma
[Sombre] he wouldn't get so much more
[Sombre] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Sombre
[Haengemie] Camo, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Camo] wow thats nice imformation for someone who wasnt even there sombre
[Camo] i just want to be left alone
[Camo] im sure you know the feeling of getting bk bombed
[Camo] im just sick of it
[Camo] i dont usally thik bk is a reason to come to court
[Camo] witness: Aurian
[Haengemie] Thank you, Camo
[Haengemie] Aurian, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Aurian. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Aurian, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Aurian] 8/29/00 4:25:20p Camo says, "prove it"
[Aurian] 8/29/00 4:26:08p Sombre says, "GK isn't for proving you have karma to give."
[Aurian] yes it is
[Aurian] 8/29/00 4:28:11p Aurian says, "the BK bomb you gave me before"
[Aurian] 8/29/00 4:28:29p Poor Impulse says, "heh"
[Aurian] he has done this before
[Aurian] you ask if hes BK bombing
[Aurian] not in an accusing manner... just a wuestion
[Aurian] he gets all mad
[Aurian] then has no proof he didnt do it
[Aurian] none
[Aurian] then he BK bombed me before for asking
[Aurian] i didnt curse him or anything
[Aurian] just asked...
[Aurian] (he put a reason, thats how i knew it was him BK boombing me)
[Aurian] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Aurian
[Haengemie] Poor Impulse, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Poor Impulse] aurain, you need to get into rehab, man.
[Poor Impulse] this whole stupid trial is based on the notion that a bad karma is a crime.
[Poor Impulse] even if I DID bk camo, its not a crime!
[Poor Impulse] and I didnt.
[Poor Impulse] jail me if ya must, if it makes ya happy. I dont care.
[Poor Impulse] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Poor Impulse
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Poor Impulse this court finds you innocent. You are free to go.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.