pcl_0539_040_16_00

Puddleby Court Log: 40 Winter, year 539 of The Ascendancy. 16:00

In the matter of Claynar v Sir Adam, accused of “Calling Sor a Sick Bastard”

Before the jurors: Crippler, Dierdre, Mr BomBastik, Dobbin, Destian, Zeus, Lint, Xaerus, Shadowfire, Skif, Aldynes

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Claynar] While Sitting in town..or something..i was Talking to Sir Adam,
[Claynar] While Sitting in town..or something..i was Talking to Sir Adam
[Claynar] And
[Claynar] he Mentioned that..
[Claynar] er
[Claynar] not Mentioned, heh
[Claynar] He said Sor is a Sick Bastard..
[Claynar] He is ont!
[Claynar] He is not!
[Claynar] He is not i tell you!
[Claynar] i'm so bad at Talking before a Crowd..heh
[Claynar] Claynar looks all Nervous
[Claynar] Well
[Claynar] he isnt!
[Claynar] Done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Claynar
[Claynar] heh
[Haengemie] Sir Adam, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Haengemie] Thank you, Sir Adam
[Haengemie] Claynar, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Claynar] !! Now he wastes are Time by making us Sit here during his Speaking Time!
[Claynar] Guilty!
[Claynar] Guilty! i say!
[Claynar] and Sor is not a sick bastard1
[Claynar] and Sor is not a sick bastard!
[Claynar] Claynar trys to get at Sir Adam..
[Claynar] Done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Claynar
[Haengemie] Sir Adam, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Sir Adam] oooh
[Sir Adam] Can you deem it irrevelant?
[Sir Adam] How do you do that?
[Sir Adam] ahh
[Sir Adam] Claynar
[Sir Adam] is Shadrock
[Sir Adam] make him pay!
[Sir Adam] :P
[Sir Adam] that's all
[Sir Adam] all because of you...
[Sir Adam] when you're not around it's all
[Sir Adam] all becuse of you
[Sir Adam] er
[Sir Adam] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Sir Adam
[Sir Adam] with embarrassing myself
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Sir Adam this court finds you innocent. You are free to go.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.