pcl_0539_061_15_41

Puddleby Court Log: 61 Winter, year 539 of The Ascendancy. 15:41

In the matter of Tarf v LaCarneceria, accused of “being a public nuisance”

Before the jurors: Entil'Zha, SnowLion, Noivad, Richard, ShadowSky, Chris Rex, Karkras

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Tarf] I would first like to appologize for the language that must inevitably used...
[Tarf] We were all sitting in town
[Tarf] minding our own business
[Tarf] when this thoom came up and started harrasing everyone
[Tarf] lemme give you a sample of the events
[Tarf] (please see your text log)
[Tarf] 9/9/00 7:21:35p LaCarneceria says, "your all fags"
[Tarf] 9/9/00 7:22:43p LaCarneceria says, "you all suck my nads"
[Tarf] 9/9/00 7:22:59p LaCarneceria says, "and you liked it"
[Tarf] 9/9/9/00 7:23:37p LaCarneceria says, "fuck yourself"
[Tarf] 9/9/00 7:25:17p LaCarneceria says, "bring it on"
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Tarf] 9/9/00 7:25:37p LaCarneceria says, "your all fuckers"
[Tarf] 9/9/00 7:25:52p LaCarneceria says, "and let your dads butt rape you all"
[Tarf] 9/9/00 7:27:45p LaCarneceria says, "so sue me"
[Tarf] 9/9/00 7:29:07p LaCarneceria says, "shit"
[Tarf] 9/9/00 7:29:47p LaCarneceria says, "i know you want bite my ass lerris"
[Haengemie] Thank you, Tarf
[Tarf] 9/9/00 7:29:05p LaCarneceria says, "fuck"
[Tarf] 9/9/00 7:29:10p LaCarneceria says, "bitch nugget"
[Tarf] 9/9/00 7:29:47p LaCarneceria says, "i know you want bite my ass lerris"
[Tarf] 9/9/00 7:42:52p LaCarneceria yells, "SOMEONE SUE ME!!!!!!!!!"
[Haengemie] LaCarneceria, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[LaCarneceria] fuck you im bi polar leave me alone
[LaCarneceria] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, LaCarneceria
[Haengemie] Tarf, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Tarf] This type of behavior should not and can not be tolerated
[Tarf] if he is "bipolar" lock him up where he can get the help he needs
[Tarf] but right now, he is a public nisance
[Tarf] but right now, he is a public nuisance
[Tarf] and should be punished for his crime
[Tarf] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Tarf
[Haengemie] LaCarneceria, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[LaCarneceria] im also skitso so im deathly scared of being w/ people in confined places such as jail and im also deathly scared of being analy raped so please dont send me to jail b/c i have a mental disorder
[LaCarneceria] being analy raped so please dont send me to jail b/c i have a mental disorder
[LaCarneceria] id also like to call a witness in my favor
[LaCarneceria] witness chimba
[LaCarneceria] witness:chimba
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[LaCarneceria] witness: chimba
[Haengemie] Thank you, LaCarneceria
[Haengemie] Chimba, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Chimba. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Chimba, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Chimba] hello
[Chimba] well he was pretty bad
[Chimba] but im for freedom
[Chimba] altho i know it must be tempered
[Chimba] his word were bad
[Chimba] but hes jus a bitcher
[Chimba] any qurstions
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Chimba] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Chimba
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] LaCarneceria this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take LaCarneceria's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] LaCarneceria, you are hereby sentenced to spend 34 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 714 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (714c) as additional jail-time of 91 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] In addition, LaCarneceria, I'm going to banish you from the city limits for 9 days.
[Haengemie] After you've served your jail-sentence, I suggest you sneak out of town quietly, and don't let the guards catch you.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 16:40 on 61 Winter, 539