pcl_0539_093_21_29

Puddleby Court Log: 3 Spring, year 539 of The Ascendancy. 21:29

In the matter of Amelia v Daemon, accused of “Being annoying as hell.”

Before the jurors: Alcades, Fist of Fluff, Althea, ShadowSky, Soulmaster, Sean, Tarf, Chris Rex, GrayGradi, Kariatholion

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Amelia] Forgive me, Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury... This man, Daemon, decided to come to a private meeting...
[Amelia] Amelia pulls out Exhibit A
[Amelia] 9/17/00 8:04:57p (Daemon has no idea what is going on, so just acts annoying)
[Amelia] And he ... Urinated on me!
[Amelia] Amelia shows her stained clothes
[Amelia] I don't think this man should be allowed to roam the streest
[Amelia] I don't think this man should be allowed to roam the streets
[Amelia] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Amelia
[Haengemie] Daemon, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Daemon] i had to go very bad
[Daemon] i have a bladder problem
[Daemon] It isnt my fault!!~!
[Daemon] e
[Daemon] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Daemon
[Haengemie] Amelia, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Amelia] I cannot BELIEVE he did that to me....
[Amelia] And he doesn't even have a good defence!
[Amelia] Other people were there...
[Amelia] witness : silver moon
[Amelia] witness: silver moon
[Haengemie] Thank you, Amelia
[Haengemie] Silver Moon, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Silver Moon. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Silver Moon, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Silver Moon] They were having a meeting.
[Silver Moon] They were having a meeting.
[Silver Moon] And suddenly, he came in...
[Silver Moon] and started harassing us, and peeing on people.
[Silver Moon] Pretty sick stuff.
[Silver Moon] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Silver Moon
[Haengemie] Daemon, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Daemon] your a hore amelia
[Daemon] She said that she would be nice to me!
[Daemon] And i have a bladder problem....
[Daemon] you hore, amelia
[Daemon] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Daemon
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Daemon this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Daemon's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Daemon, you are hereby sentenced to spend 24 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 700 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (700c) as additional jail-time of 89 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] In addition, Daemon, I'm going to banish you from the city limits for 4 days.
[Haengemie] After you've served your jail-sentence, I suggest you sneak out of town quietly, and don't let the guards catch you.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 22:14 on 3 Spring, 539