pcl_0539_175_22_10

Puddleby Court Log: 85 Spring, year 539 of The Ascendancy. 22:10

In the matter of Tarf v Poor Impulse, accused of “destruction of Zoo property”

Before the jurors: Weezoh, Silver Moon, Chocogirl, Althus, Sean, Myself, GrayGradi, Soulmaster, Dar

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Tarf] Greetings, jury.
[Tarf] PoorImpulse was involved in the same incidient that Sombre was convicted of
[Tarf] However, he was fallen at the time
[Tarf] he watched as his co-conspirator was charged of this same crime
[Tarf] and convicted
[Tarf] yet, he continues to defy what the exiles of puddleby have stated
[Tarf] 4 times now in the last mooon:
[Tarf] 4 times now in the last moon:
[Tarf] The Zoo is public property, and is not to be harmed
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Tarf] the Zoo is fun for all, and disrupting the zoo disrupts everybody elses fun.
[Tarf] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Tarf
[Haengemie] Poor Impulse, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Poor Impulse] witness: poor impulse
[Poor Impulse] oh wait
[Poor Impulse] LIES
[Poor Impulse] safe?
[Poor Impulse] safe zoo?
[Poor Impulse] NOT
[Poor Impulse] two people just got kilt
[Poor Impulse] witness: Endragh
[Haengemie] Thank you, Poor Impulse
[Haengemie] Endragh, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Tarf, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Tarf] Only those who defy the wishes of the majority of exiles and harras the zoo animals are harmed
[Tarf] Only those who defy the wishes of the majority of exiles and harrass the zoo animals are harmed
[Tarf] The zoo is a free service
[Tarf] p[rovided for the enjoyment of all
[Tarf] and the juries of the past have ruled
[Tarf] that disruption of the fun of others is a crime
[Tarf] and especially blatentently doing it
[Tarf] yields a very stiff sentence for the accused
[Tarf] harming someone else's fun is the biggest crime you can commit, in my humble opinion
[Tarf] witness: mrpudding
[Haengemie] Thank you, Tarf
[Haengemie] Mr Pudding, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Mr Pudding. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Mr Pudding, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Mr Pudding] as you will see when poor has his sentance read
[Mr Pudding] as you will see when poor has his sentance read
[Mr Pudding] he has been sued many times before
[Mr Pudding] once by me
[Mr Pudding] he should be banished
[Mr Pudding] he adds nothing to the community other than annoyance and bloodshed
[Mr Pudding] should i witness:poorimpluse?
[Mr Pudding] mwhahaa
[Mr Pudding] should i?
[Mr Pudding] nah
[Mr Pudding] any way
[Mr Pudding] here goes
[Mr Pudding] witness: PoorImpulse
[Haengemie] Thank you, Mr Pudding
[Mr Pudding] booya@!
[Haengemie] Poor Impulse, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Poor Impulse] i got freed too!
[Poor Impulse] not yet!
[Poor Impulse] proly will be guilty
[Poor Impulse] pudding head called me as a witness when he was a witness
[Poor Impulse] I tried that, doesnt work
[Poor Impulse] malkor once ate dark berries, got out by departing and calle dhimsefl as a witness :)
[Poor Impulse] hehehe
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Poor Impulse] dammit I have so many fines
[Haengemie] Thank you, Poor Impulse
[Poor Impulse] unlike you, I just ran the hell away once freed :)
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Poor Impulse this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] On Spring 123 of 539, Poor Impulse was found guilty, being charged with destruction of public property and theft.
[Haengemie] Jury, please note: 2 prior convictions in the past year.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Poor Impulse's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Because of outstanding fines still owed from previous convictions...
[Haengemie] I'm going add 22 minutes to the sentence.
[Haengemie] Poor Impulse, you are hereby sentenced to spend 42 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 522 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (522c)...
[Haengemie] ...as additional jail-time of 67 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] In addition, Poor Impulse, I'm going to banish you from the city limits for 4 days.
[Haengemie] After you've served your jail-sentence, I suggest you sneak out of town quietly, and don't let the guards catch you.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 23:15 on 85 Spring, 539