pcl_0573_340_09_04

Puddleby Court Log: 70 Autumn, year 573 of The Ascendancy. 09:04

In the matter of Daimoth v Jeepers, accused of “risking the health and wellbeing of others”

Before the jurors: Althea, Kerrah, Kalypso, Brahtz, Fenrir, Kendra, Helios, Zaerion, Maeght, Commander Nate, Sensual Clam.

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Daimoth] Jeepers has always been a bad egg.
[Daimoth] Hanging out with the wrong crowd (Natas), doing who knows what who knows where.
[Daimoth] But this most recent incident is unforgivable.
[Daimoth] By dragging carrion and worshipping some foul god, he has brought a scourge upon Puddleby.
[Daimoth] A scourge we're still fighting, it would appear.
[Daimoth] I say we fine him, imprison him, and if it calls for it, banish him.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Daimoth] In the hope that this is abated.
[Daimoth] Witness: Trowl
[Haengemie] Thank you, Daimoth.
[Haengemie] Trowl, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Jeepers, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Jeepers] killjoy
[Jeepers] and questionable sexual preferences. rumor has it, sheep. and sometimes goats
[Jeepers] aaaaand
[Jeepers] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Jeepers.
[Haengemie] Daimoth, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Daimoth] Daimoth frowns.
[Daimoth] His time around the company of dirty breeded...
[Daimoth] Daimoth surveys the audience.
[Daimoth] Okay, none.
[Daimoth] ... Zo has made him quite insane, and uncouth.
[Daimoth] These lies shouldn't be tolerated by our people.
[Daimoth] I realize most of you are filthy treewedders, but this can't be tolerated, by you or I.
[Daimoth] Witness: Lynne
[Haengemie] Thank you, Daimoth.
[Haengemie] Lynne, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Lynne. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Lynne, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Lynne] There we go.
[Lynne] There we go.
[Lynne] Now then.
[Lynne] Lynne eyes Daimoth, then her purse.
[Lynne] Lynne frowns.
[Lynne] I know very little about Daimoth's sexual preferences...
[Lynne] But would not be surprised if they had something to do with farm animals.
[Lynne] Done.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Lynne.
[Haengemie] Jeepers, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Jeepers] THE BIRDS. HITCHCOCK. BAWK!
[Jeepers] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Jeepers.
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Jeepers, this court finds you innocent. You are free to go.
[Haengemie] Jeepers, you are free to go.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.