pcl_0574_030_02_23

Puddleby Court Log: 30 Winter, year 574 of The Ascendancy. 02:23

In the matter of Daimoth v Largo, accused of “being a blatant Althea-supporter”

Before the jurors: Kalian, York, Crunch.

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Daimoth] Largo has, time and again, backed Althea up on various issues when it was not warranted.
[Daimoth] If Althea were a weak and spineless individual I would understand.
[Daimoth] However, she is not.
[Daimoth] Also, Largo insists upon only making the arguments when he already has several behind his cause.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Daimoth] He never starts any commotion on his own. He always ways until there is already a riot forming.
[Daimoth] I find that cowardly.
[Daimoth] Done.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Daimoth.
[Haengemie] Largo, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Largo] The simple fact of the matter is that Althea is usually right, and Daimoth is usually wrong.
[Largo] I'm free to agree or disagree with whomever I like.
[Largo] And as for arguing opinions that are already popular, well...
[Largo] That's just part of being a politician.
[Largo] I have to appeal to the unwashed masses somehow.
[Largo] I don't see the problem here. This case is plainly frivolous.
[Largo] Done.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Largo.
[Haengemie] Daimoth, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Daimoth] This is ridiculous.
[Daimoth] Allow me to call upon my good friend and confidant.
[Daimoth] Witness: Yhoo
[Haengemie] Thank you, Daimoth.
[Haengemie] Yhoo, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Largo, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Largo] I have little more to say.
[Largo] I hereby call upon my steadfast companion Sensual Clam, to state his knowledge of this case.
[Largo] Witness: Sensual Clam
[Haengemie] Thank you, Largo.
[Haengemie] Sensual Clam, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Sensual Clam. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Sensual Clam, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Sensual Clam] hmm
[Sensual Clam] i dont know what this trial is about
[Sensual Clam] althea is right
[Sensual Clam] uh
[Sensual Clam] i could use some italian food
[Sensual Clam] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Sensual Clam.
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Largo, this court finds you innocent. You are free to go.
[Haengemie] Largo, you are free to go.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.