pcl_0574_126_20_45

Puddleby Court Log: 36 Spring, year 574 of The Ascendancy. 20:45

In the matter of Seld'kar v Stinkfist, accused of “attacking our comrads in battle”

Before the jurors: Sauron, Ghrr, Gremlins, Tharloch, Drenn, Chance, Krandor, Pe Ell, Kani, Helios, Naferu.

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Seld'kar] Stinkfist has repeatedly attacked our temporary allies in battle
[Seld'kar] Stop him
[Seld'kar] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Seld'kar.
[Haengemie] Stinkfist, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Stinkfist] hrmm
[Stinkfist] arr?
[Stinkfist] scues
[Stinkfist] arr
[Stinkfist] wtf?
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Stinkfist] what is that thing?
[Haengemie] Thank you, Stinkfist.
[Haengemie] Seld'kar, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Seld'kar] No serriously. Hes killing them right now.
[Seld'kar] Done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Seld'kar.
[Haengemie] Stinkfist, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Stinkfist] someone absorb him when dead
[Stinkfist] or gget me alive ta do it
[Stinkfist] scabfoot
[Stinkfist] outa blood
[Stinkfist] arr
[Stinkfist] kill them liches
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Stinkfist] Stinkfist plays yo yo
[Haengemie] Thank you, Stinkfist.
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Stinkfist, this court finds you innocent. You are free to go.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.