pcl_0574_127_03_07

Puddleby Court Log: 37 Spring, year 574 of The Ascendancy. 03:07

In the matter of Hong Kong Fooey v Kalian, accused of “damaging diplomatic relations with Bert.”

Before the jurors: Skirwan, Althea, Fenrir, Kahlefeldt, Bungleyed Grok, Helios, Dandelion, Pe Ell, SnowLion, Stinkfist, Saulace.

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Hong Kong Fooey] Kalian tried killing the Bert the Rebel pirate, who helped us slay the Darshak Leader, Pelias Direstorm.
[Hong Kong Fooey] After I cornered Bert for questioning, Kalian kept attacking him and trying to kill him.
[Hong Kong Fooey] We just needed to question him for a little while, but Kalian was being to brash.
[Hong Kong Fooey] Stinkfist also attacked him.
[Hong Kong Fooey] After we let Bert go, Kalian tried to put Althea and whomever else protecting Bert into an Ethereal Portal.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Hong Kong Fooey] Kalian is a traitor.
[Hong Kong Fooey] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Hong Kong Fooey.
[Haengemie] Kalian, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Kalian] Its a lie about me trying to kill Althea
[Kalian] I like Althea regardless
[Kalian] True, I would kill the scum if I see himagain
[Haengemie] As a litigant, Kalian will be alloted time for testimony, thank you.
[Kalian] witness: kalian
[Kalian] heh
[Kalian] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Kalian.
[Haengemie] Hong Kong Fooey, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Hong Kong Fooey] So, you risk all of our lives with an Ethereal Portal? You sound like Malkor to me!!!
[Hong Kong Fooey] Foolishness.
[Hong Kong Fooey] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Hong Kong Fooey.
[Haengemie] Kalian, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Kalian] Im not past trying to throw you in a portal Hong Kong
[Kalian] so I would watch out
[Kalian] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Kalian.
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Kalian, this court finds you innocent. You are free to go.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.