pcl_0575_299_19_28

Puddleby Court Log: 29 Autumn, year 575 of The Ascendancy. 19:28

In the matter of Daimoth v Trowl, accused of “being the mysterious BK bandit”

Before the jurors: Edge Lunos, Rosencrantz, Arianrhod, Hel, Guk, Kayaan, Stonehand, Desdemona.

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Daimoth] Recently, most of town has been receiving unusually large quantities of bad karma.
[Daimoth] Often with rather vulgar messages attached.
[Daimoth] Originally we thought this was the poor, hapless Leofwyn, who was stranger to us.
[Daimoth] But then he shocked us all, when he signed karma of the good variety.
[Daimoth] Immediately after an offensive one was given.
[Daimoth] So either he is working in concert with another, ... or it is the vile Trowl!
[Daimoth] Who shiftily works behind people's backs.
[Daimoth] And is always causing commotions!
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Daimoth] Witness: Leofwyn
[Haengemie] Thank you, Daimoth.
[Haengemie] Leofwyn, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Leofwyn. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Leofwyn, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Leofwyn] I was newly exiled to this world
[Leofwyn] bad karma (as I learned) was happening.
[Leofwyn] When called upon to prove itwas not me, I was clumsy.
[Leofwyn] This evening I *did* sign good karma to Desdemona, apparently a moment after Hel received bad karma.
[Leofwyn] witness desdemona
[Haengemie] Thank you, Leofwyn.
[Haengemie] Trowl, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Trowl] Ugh. This is stupid, even for something I got myself into
[Trowl] IN the jury, I sees people who scare me
[Trowl] and I have the worst judge record since suu'ub
[Trowl] No
[Trowl] I get myself into stupid things
[Trowl] I have given BK before
[Trowl] i admit it
[Trowl] but I would much rather give GK
[Trowl] BKC didn't get BK once
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Trowl] while he BK bombed me for a week
[Trowl] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Trowl.
[Haengemie] Daimoth, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Daimoth] If not Trowl, who could it be?
[Daimoth] Trowl and Leofwyn are perhaps the only people who have been around at every occurrence of the karma assaults.
[Daimoth] And poor, good-hearted, nice, kind Leofwyn would never wish harm upon another.
[Daimoth] Therefore Trowl is, beyond reasonable doubt, guilty of this offense.
[Daimoth] And should be punished accordingly. Stiffly. Executed if possible.
[Daimoth] Witness: Super Chicken!
[Haengemie] Thank you, Daimoth.
[Haengemie] Super Chicken, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Super Chicken. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Super Chicken, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Super Chicken] what the! why am i a witness!
[Super Chicken] what the! why am i a witness!
[Super Chicken] let's see
[Super Chicken] umm
[Super Chicken] over the last weeks people have been getting bk bombed!
[Super Chicken] there is a random bk bombing bandit out there
[Super Chicken] also, i'm on my 4th much message on my trained barren ferals
[Super Chicken] thought you guys would wanna know
[Super Chicken] wish i could blow my horn in here
[Super Chicken] so ya! the bk bandit exists!
[Super Chicken] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Super Chicken.
[Super Chicken] exit
[Super Chicken] done more
[Haengemie] Trowl, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Trowl] Man I gonna so get banished.
[Trowl] I always does
[Trowl] but I can say this:
[Trowl] once I learned about the message of snow lemmings
[Trowl] I decided to stop
[Trowl] weird
[Trowl] 9/10/98 12:24:04p Hel thinks to you, "sign anon bk to me say hi"
[Trowl] anywhose
[Trowl] I have to evidence I didn't do this
[Trowl] but I'm never really a mean guy
[Trowl] I get pissed off, but then I got die to someone
[Trowl] Also
[Trowl] during the time of the BKC i was giving all my karma to des, Miz Miz Lorikeet, raks, and hel
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Trowl] * bkj giving
[Trowl] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Trowl.
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Trowl, this court finds you innocent. You are free to go.
[Haengemie] Trowl, you are free to go.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.