pcl_0577_295_13_20
Puddleby Court Log: 25 Autumn, year 577 of The Ascendancy. 13:20
In the matter of Hex v Mephisto, accused of “abusing his purgatory pendant.”
Before the jurors: Boo Boo Kitty, Hel, Desdemona, Daimoth, Helios.
The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.
[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Hex] Mephisto uses his purgatory pendant in the incorrect situation. Meh. Shame shame Mephy sunshine.
[Hex] Done.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Hex.
[Haengemie] Mephisto, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Mephisto] This is blasphemy.
[Mephisto] This is madness.
[Mephisto] FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
[Mephisto] Done.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Mephisto.
[Haengemie] Hex, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Hex] Just because Daimoth forced his hand doesn't make it right.
[Hex] Done.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Hex.
[Haengemie] Mephisto, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Mephisto] America. 9/11. Main Street, not Wall Street.
[Mephisto] Done.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Mephisto.
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.
[Haengemie] Mephisto, this court finds you innocent. You are free to go.
[Haengemie] Mephisto, you are free to go.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.