pcl_0589_203_13_06

Puddleby Court Log: 23 Summer, year 589 of The Ascendancy. 13:06

In the matter of Borzon v Stone Cold, accused of “Borzon accused Stone Cold of being a dick :D”

Before the jurors: Other, Haze, Kensiro, Cinderella.

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these presents, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Borzon] witness: Haze
[Haengemie] Haze isn't in the courtroom. Your witness must be present to be called.
[Borzon] witness: Cinderella
[Haengemie] Cinderella isn't in the courtroom. Your witness must be present to be called.
[Borzon] oh
[Borzon] well that's lame
[Borzon] witness: Mork
[Haengemie] Thank you, Borzon.
[Haengemie] Mork, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Mork. You have been called to testify in this matter: please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Mork, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Mork] ya
[Mork] Stone Cold is always being a prick. He won't shut up.
[Mork] No one ever does anything to him until he provoked them
[Mork] Example: Stone Cold is a dickhead who deserved to be banned from Puddleby for life.
[Mork] Also.
[Mork] I have a case winner
[Mork] He is a 42 year old virgin.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining. Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Mork] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Mork.
[Haengemie] Stone Cold, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining. Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Haengemie] Thank you, Stone Cold.
[Haengemie] Borzon, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Borzon] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Borzon.
[Haengemie] Stone Cold, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining. Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Haengemie] Thank you, Stone Cold.
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Stone Cold, this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Stone Cold's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Stone Cold, you are hereby sentenced to spend 60 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 500 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (387c)...
[Haengemie] ...as additional jail-time of 50 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] Because this is a first offense, Stone Cold, I'm going to let you off without banishment this time.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 13:58 on 23 Summer, 589