Wed - September 19, 2007
Dogs usually recover from coonhound paralysis,
but perhaps not if they're already scrawny eleven-year-olds. The girls were
heartbroken.
She was a good dog. She's
got a nice grave on our island.
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Thu - August 30, 2007
Yet another senator gets busted
in a sex scandal .First off:
Who cares? Did it affect his job performance? We can mostly agree that it
doesn't. It's not like he was trading highway
funding for sex.Second:
Are we really spending taxpayer dollars cracking down on gay cruising? I find
that more disturbing than the cruising
itself.Third: Despite the guilty
plea, are we sure he even did the (relatively harmless) act in question? The
cop
said that bumping feet in a toilet stall is a well-known signal that
you want anonymous gay sex. Well, _I_ didn't know, and if I had been arrested
after bumping feet in a toilet I'd be pretty confused. I don't think I've ever
bumped somebody's feet in a toilet, but hey, I could imagine it happening. I
know if I was in a jury, I'd let the guy off pretty fast. Reasonable doubt,
anyone?Why would he plead guilty? He
hoped to keep it secret, of course. And it almost worked -- this happened
months ago.The relevance of this to
the nation is of comparable significance to Paris Hilton's hemline. Shouldn't a
democracy focus on more relevant things, like wars, and the Bill of
Rights?
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Wed - August 29, 2007
The mission of copyright, as stated in the
Constitution, is to "promote the progress of science and useful arts" by giving
creators a temporary monopoly on reproduction of their works. The theory is
that this monopoly acts as an incentive to creators to create, and the public
gets more creativity than it would without government
intervention.This makes sense, but is
it true?We can look at a couple of
arts that rather inexplicably have never been copyrightable to see how this lack
of protection has prevented innovation. Like fashion: the artistic design of
clothing, handbags, belts, and eyeglass
frames.If I invent a new look for
clothing, once I put it in the public, everyone in the world is free to
duplicate that look. What's more, they can mix different looks together,
extrapolate, and create any derivative fashion they
want.This appalling lack of protection
explains why fashion has not had a significant change in almost a century. With
no monopoly protection, our fashion industries have lacked incentive to change,
so we're stuck with the same apparel our great-grandparents wore. If only copyright applied to
this art , we'd see a vast profusion of creativity. Perhaps an entire
industry of fashion could be born, giving a vast public benefit, instead of
today's complete stagnation.Oh, except
it hasn't worked that way. Fashion changes constantly. Designers are
famous and well-paid. It's difficult to imagine the fashion industry, with its
vast array of magazines, television shows, and pundits, getting any more vibrant
with greater monopoly power.Would the
public benefit from fashion copyright? Portions, for sure would benefit. In
particular, the fashion lawyer part of the public.
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Tue - August 28, 2007

According
to a lame automated
tool. I wonder if those guys
know that those rating symbols are a registered trademark of the
MPAA.
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Fri - August 24, 2007
I recently bought Sharper Image (SHRP) at $4.04
per share, mostly because it looked like the panic selling (rumors of a $900
million lawsuit and bankruptcy) was
overdone.
Now, a week later, it's up
40%. Why? Near as I can tell, the only news is that they took out a $20
million loan.
For me, taking out loans
is not generally good news. I guess it's better news than needing money and not
being able to take out a loan, but wouldn't it be better to make a profit? I
rarely sell a stock so quickly after buying it, but this may be one of those
times.
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Our German shepherd mutt, Bippy has two jobs:
bark at intruders, and eat garbage. She's always done these jobs
well.
Last week we let her spend the night indoors for a
change, and one of our chickens was killed and eaten, probably by one of the
many raccoons that populate our neighborhood. No more indoors for Bippy! A
couple of nights later she got into a fight with something -- presumably a
raccoon. She's 11 years old, and the coons here can weigh 40 pounds, and the
fight wore her out. She was a bit beat up, with cuts and scratches on her face
and forelegs. We disinfected her. She's up on her rabies shots, so we figured
after a couple of days of stiffness, she'd improve. And so it
seemed.
Then, yesterday, about 7 days after the initial
fight, she found herself unable to stand. All four legs were pathetically weak
and unresponsive. She couldn't even shake her hind leg when her belly is
scratched. The head and neck move a little.
I'm not the kind of guy who spends a lot of money on
pets. Sometimes they die, and you replace them. I figure I'm always going to
have one dog, so if one dies, I get to save the life of a different one at the
pound. That said, I took her to the vet. I figured we'd either put her down or
give her fluids and antibiotics.
Turns out she seems to have something called coonhound
paralysis . For the next several weeks, she basically can't move her
legs and body. She can't even twist her neck well, so she has to eat and drink
sideways. Miserable! Mira and Lyra are eager to keep her alive, so they've
agreed to wipe her butt and feed, water, and exercise her.
Normally the prognosis is pretty good for a
recovery, but she's so old and skinny to start with that I worry that this'll be
too much for her.
Wish us luck.
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Thu - August 23, 2007
W. made a speech yesterday in which he warned us
not to repeat the big mistake we made in Vietnam: Backing out. While getting
out of the Iraq quagmire is definitely a problem, let's not forget that some,
before the war, thought there were other lessons to be learned from
Vietnam.
"A
generation shaped by Vietnam must remember the lessons of Vietnam: When America
uses force in the world, the cause must be just, the goal must be clear and the
victory must be overwhelming."
--
George W. Bush, August 4, 2000
"Our nation should be slow to
engage troops. But when we do so, we must do so with ferocity. We must not go
into a conflict unless we go in committed to win. We can never again ask the
military to fight a political war."
-- George W. Bush, November 15, 1999
Those are true lessons of Vietnam.
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Thu - August 16, 2007
If space aliens were to look down and observe
modern America, they would no doubt determine that the dominant lifeform is the
automobile. Humans are some sort of reproductive
organ.
Look
at a google map of a suburban town, and compare how much land is dedicated to
cars to that for people. All too often, they win.
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I'm personally a strong believer in legal
abortion, but it's easy to see how it can be viewed as a conflict between the
mother and child.There are some
philosophical things that are tough to reconcile between lifers and choicers,
but I think we'd do well to focus on common ground on which most everyone can
agree:Abortion is a
dumb method of birth
control.Reducing the number of
abortions is a worthy goal. Whatever one's stance is on the morality of it, we
can agree that it's wasteful.Around
the world, there are lots of different tactics taken toward abortion. In some
places it's completely legal under all circumstances, and in other places it's
never legal, and everything in between. Statistically, it seems that
legalization (or criminalization) of abortion has little
effect on the number of
abortions.That's not the same as
saying it's the same all around the world. Western Europe has a much lower
abortion rate than we do in the US, for example. Why? The correlating factors
seem to be:excellent sex
educationeasy availability of more practical
birth controlI believe that
anti-abortion folks are shooting themselves in the leg by also being opposed to
sex education. Ignorance is a breeding ground (literally) for unwanted
pregnancy. And if they think outlawing premarital sex will eliminate it, they
need to buy a ticket out of dreamland before they can discuss
politics.The seven percent of women
who do not use contraception account for 53% of unwanted
pregnancies.Instead of talking about
whether abortion is right or wrong, we should just agree that we want to reduce
it, and do what works. Preaching
doesn't work. Education does.
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Sun - August 12, 2007
Here's my brilliant restaurant idea:
Tots!
You
just sell tater tots, deliciously deep fried (preferably in bacon grease -- yum)
with a variety of toppings or dipping sauces. Chili and cheese tots, sour cream
and chives tots, barbecue bacon tots... There's no
limit.Everybody loves tots, but
they're a pain to cook at home because of the deep frying. Baked tots are OK,
but can't hold a candle to fried ones. They're cheap, tasty, and plentiful.
The name "Tater Tots" is a trademark of Ore-Ida , but I suspect you'd be OK
with using the name "Tots" in a restaurant name.
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Wed - August 8, 2007
I wrote a
game!OK, it ain't much. The girls
were gone this weekend, so I decided to (finally) sit down and play with Xcode.
(That's Apple's programming environment.) For a first project, I cranked out a
cheesy little game.Download
GasStation
. Yeah, it's the kind of thing we could have written in HyperCard in
just a few minutes, but that doesn't keep it from being a little bit fun.
What's the fewest days you can take to pile up $30,000 cash? (You start with
$20,000, so you don't have far to
go.)It's officially in the public
domain, so give it to all your friends. Drop me an email if you like
it.
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Fri - July 20, 2007
I took my iPhone on vacation, and used it
constantly.
I always tell people that
only a fool would pay $500 for a phone. That said, it's amazingly
great.
I've probably gotten easily a
hundred bucks of value just out of showing it to envious
people.
Being able to google map while
you're driving around (well, Mary was driving, and I was navigating) is awesome.
It'd be better if there was a GPS, but it doesn't take long to find
oneself.
Being able to look up obscure
movies on the IMDB while you're in the video store is
handy.
Going onto whitepages.com to
look up old college friends as you're passing through their town is
handy.
The camera's not bad, and more
pleasant than any other phone camera I've used. I took over 200 pictures over
two weeks. It's nice to never run out of film. And a flash would be cool,
though I know it would be hard on
batteries.
The earphone jack doesn't
seem to fit non-Apple plugs quite
right.
It's stupid that you can't order
songs direct from the phone -- but I refuse to give money to the RIAA anyway.
It would be nice to download mp3s from the web,
though.
The battery would no doubt last
a long time if one used it like a normal phone, but since I use it constantly,
two days is about as much as you can hope for. And it recharges slowly --
overnight is good, but an hour doesn't do a heck of a
lot.
It got a bit crashy after a couple
of weeks, but after I turned it off (for the first time since I bought it) and
restarted it, it got better.
The single
biggest flaw: No games! How dare they not realize what an awesome toy this
is.
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Thu - July 19, 2007
My niece, Zoë, was crying after leaving a
tourist-trap store. Mary's brother asked, "Why are you crying? We bought you
the toys you wanted."
Zoë,
sobbing, explained: "I got everything I wanted, but I'm still not happy,
because I wanted more."
Her sentiment
pretty much explains the entire life of the average American.
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Wed - July 18, 2007
A little late. Our flight from Charlotte was
canceled, the airline (Delta) put us up in a
hotel.
A tip: If this happens to you,
don't ask them to give you your luggage for the night. They're going to lose it
anyway, so save yourself a couple of
hours.
Airport security has begun to
feel like an experiment in humiliation. I can't wait for the mandatory anal
probes. I'm pretty sure a terrorist could easily hide four ounces of deadly,
deadly toothpaste up there.
Here's a
hint to Homeland "Security:" Skyjackings are a thing of the past. We know that
trick, and we, the passengers and crew, will bring a plane down before it can be
used as a weapon. It would be easier to defend the plane if we had toenail
clippers, but we'll make do.
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Wed - July 4, 2007
I'll be away from Three Meadows for the next two
weeks, visiting my in-laws. (Joy!) I'll have my computer with me, so I'll be
able to keep up with email and some work, but I won't be posting to this blog.
If I have anything relevant to say, I'll post it to my joedeltalist yahoogroups
list.
Wish me luck!
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